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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 2nd May 2021, 13:42
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Anyone famous listed on our passenger manifest today?

Ah, let's see, Chris Ewebank, Bernard Woolley, Sean Connery, Ewen McGregor, Allan Lamb, Moira Shearer, Clarrie Tupper, Gordon Ramsay, Alan Shepard...
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Old 2nd May 2021, 19:44
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The gate staff were not expecting such a stampede when boarding was called.
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Old 2nd May 2021, 19:45
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Gate staff gave up checking passports, they all look alike
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Old 2nd May 2021, 19:48
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The gate staff hurriedly changed the in flight meal and removed the Hot Pot.
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Old 2nd May 2021, 22:10
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We certainly lucked out here Dolly. No more of those God awful ships to the Middle East! We’re going in style! Things are looking up I’d say....
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Old 3rd May 2021, 06:54
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After the stampede at Old Trafford, Police looking for the ringleaders start at the back.
Why?
Well in the Army that's where the Generals 'hide '
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Old 3rd May 2021, 06:55
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Post Covid it is announced McDonalds are opening for sit down.
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Old 3rd May 2021, 11:46
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Exclamation

Oi! Stop! 🙅‍♂️ Ewe in the pink shirt… Baarry the Captain's 👨🏼‍✈️looking a bit sheepish. 🐑

He's a bit concerned about the weight & balance ⚖️ 🤔 Ewe we’re supposed to load the mint source in the forward hold before boarding the SLS. He means Self Loading Sheep of course….

Ewe had better go and see him, otherwise he said he’s going to Ram 🐏 Ewe 🐑 with his kebab! 🍢. 😳. 🤣🤣
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Old 3rd May 2021, 12:07
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Time to close this down for the Bank Holiday rush...

the winner is "Chu Chu" with:

Originally Posted by Chu Chu View Post
Boeing's new ram jet.
..and there's mutton wrong with that!

Well done chap. The CST is on its way with a new pair of Wellies.
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Old 3rd May 2021, 12:22
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I think this result calls for a st-ewe-ards enquiry!

Well deserved chu chu!
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Old 3rd May 2021, 13:16
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It appears we have been chopped from the results Treddy. We’ll cutlet our losses, loin from this and move on.
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Old 3rd May 2021, 13:26
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Wow, thank you Wensleydale!

I'll give this one a spin -- hope it hasn't been used before:


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Old 3rd May 2021, 13:36
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Our technicians truly are a bunch of propeller heads.
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Old 3rd May 2021, 13:53
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Early Covid PPE trials before anyone at TWA knew why they were doing it.
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Old 3rd May 2021, 13:53
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Oh God, more bluddy Sontarans. Go get Dr. Who Frank.
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Old 3rd May 2021, 13:54
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You had to get creative in order to sell washing machines back in the 50's!
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Old 3rd May 2021, 13:55
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Hank Hoskins, at #5, was out of step as usual.
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For some reason, 'The Cockheads' didn't get to finish their USO tour.
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Old 3rd May 2021, 13:56
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Eight of the USAF's bravest prepare to test the DC-3 in the Barrel Roll maneuver.
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Old 3rd May 2021, 13:57
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They may have oil-stained hands and greasy overalls but TWA's mechanics ALWAYS sport an immaculate coiffure...
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