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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 29th Apr 2021, 20:18
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I hope the in-flight entertainment has "The Silence of the Lambs"...
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Old 29th Apr 2021, 21:34
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"Hey, Baaaasil!"
"Yes, Baaaabara?"
"Something's not right, I smell gravy and mint sauce..."

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Old 29th Apr 2021, 22:01
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Shep, Shep, get down boy
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Old 29th Apr 2021, 22:03
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Dunno how we're supposed to spot the Wolf in Sheep's clothing
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Old 29th Apr 2021, 22:05
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Typical, ewe wait hours for one to come along and thousands millions appear together
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Old 29th Apr 2021, 22:26
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"Now you're sure all these animals have been to the toilet before embarking, or we'll have to replace the P in our name with a T."
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Old 30th Apr 2021, 01:08
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Pandemonium ensues as the Trans Tasman bubble opens!
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Do you think we're eligible for herd immunity?
Flock that!
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Old 30th Apr 2021, 02:46
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The great eBay con was in play and Smithers hoped the new owners would not realise they had been fleeced.
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Old 30th Apr 2021, 02:48
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If being a sheep herder in cattlemen country wasn’t bad enough, pink shirts were just a step to far.


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Old 30th Apr 2021, 04:00
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Sheep at top of stairs: Hang on! This looks like Cattle class!

*Variation on a theme Kilty.
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Old 30th Apr 2021, 05:24
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Airport PA: "Sheep Air announce boarding for their Mint Sauce Express service..."

Dolly: "I wonder why they call the flight that?"
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Old 30th Apr 2021, 05:43
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Boeing had a brilliant new idea and implemented a novel real time MCAS counter ballast under FAA expert observation. When Dolly says "baa", y'all move behind the CofG line. Boeing stated that the best part is that this can happen autonomously without pilots even knowing about it hence no need for training.
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Old 30th Apr 2021, 06:20
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Owing to door L2 being inoperative, The First Class passengers were handed out scented handkerchiefs
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Old 30th Apr 2021, 06:22
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Dolly: Are we going to JFK?

Flossy: "No, N-ewe-ark..."
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Old 30th Apr 2021, 06:24
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Loadmaster...Sir, sir the facilities are swamped
General..... That's planned for during a Drone Swarm Attack. 10000' and push them out the back over Aukland
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Old 30th Apr 2021, 06:32
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....and on the way back clean the Aeroplane out over Alan Joyces house. ....waste not want not
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Old 30th Apr 2021, 06:34
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Think this cloning has gotten out of hand
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Old 30th Apr 2021, 06:37
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As the Suez Canal is blocked, the legs of Lamb still have to get to the UK for Easter ' on the hoof '
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Old 30th Apr 2021, 06:40
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Does no one feel sorry for Hoskins, having to speed shear 40000 sheep so they could pack more on?
Well safer than when he used to be a Pilot for the rest of us.
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