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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 22nd Dec 2022, 21:55
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Any old fruit cake can breach airport security these days.
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Old 22nd Dec 2022, 21:56
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The Naughty list became too real for some as Santa took a dump in the cockpit!
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Old 22nd Dec 2022, 22:02
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Originally Posted by buster hyman
the naughty list became too real for some as santa took a dump in the cockpit!
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Old 23rd Dec 2022, 03:05
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Originally Posted by Confusious
The Hi Viz arctic survival suit while effective, didn't help hide the identity of the Phantom $h1tter.
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Old 23rd Dec 2022, 05:40
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Let me tell you selecting afterburner is way more pleasant for me in this ride
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Another happy contestant on Pimp my Ride.
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Old 23rd Dec 2022, 06:37
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Right, where's all these lonely Military Wives ( and girlfriends ) I hear about while their men are away replacing strikers over Christmas .
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Old 23rd Dec 2022, 06:41
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The Base Children eagerly awaited Santa's arrival however were confused that his call sign was ' Slasher '
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Old 23rd Dec 2022, 06:45
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The Base Children eagerly awaited Santa's arrival however were confused as there could not possibly be enough space on his ' sleigh ' for all their presents.
Ah exclaimed Santa, I was prepared and sent them by DHL*
Ah exclaimed the commander, just had a email. Expected delivery 25th January..
* Other late delivery companies are available
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If Carlsberg did super delivery service
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Biden giver Zelenskky a glimpse of Christmas to come
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Old 23rd Dec 2022, 07:27
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My pronouns are Ho, Ho, and Ho.
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Old 23rd Dec 2022, 10:56
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Keep em coming, plan to call it this evening around 8pm as I'll be away from me laptop for a coupla days...
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Thanks to Mrs C's lovely gift last year and the "Santa Space and Time Continuation Equation", I'll be back before I've even started this year.
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When a dyslexic Air Chief Marshal issues orders for a Satan to be sent to Russia.
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ATC watched in horror as the Santa and Demon 32 radar return merged
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Old 23rd Dec 2022, 15:00
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Santa letter to himself asking for a Marshmallow Toaster was granted...
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Santa's real identity was finally confirmed as Treadigaph from Croydon, whose slip of the keyboard admitted he would be away for a couple of days...
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Dick Dastardly returns in triumph having finally stopped that Pigeon
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On a particularly low fly past of the Whitgift centre the pilot wondered how he was sat in a Grotto surrounded by snotty children yanking his Oxygen mask....
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