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Old 22nd Apr 2021, 20:04
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So that’s why they call the carpet a Wilton.
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Old 22nd Apr 2021, 20:47
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I hadn't realised POTUS meant being part of a Hal Needham film...
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Old 22nd Apr 2021, 21:15
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"Awright, which Trump supporter tied my shoelaces together??"
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Old 22nd Apr 2021, 22:22
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I tripped on the rug, bloody thing, judging by the colour it’s one of Trumps rugs.
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Old 23rd Apr 2021, 00:33
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Here's my Ass Georgia, kiss it goodbye!
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Old 23rd Apr 2021, 00:52
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Technically it’s not the vomit comet until he boards her.
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Old 23rd Apr 2021, 00:55
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Damn,and after all those little runs at each election rally to show I’m fit and able..


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Old 23rd Apr 2021, 00:57
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Damned dropped contact lens, oh heck there goes my hearing aid too and ballcocks, my false teeth as well.
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Old 23rd Apr 2021, 05:59
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Owwwww! Heck, I can't even remember why I'm going upstairs anyway...
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Old 23rd Apr 2021, 06:01
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"We.re going up to New England for the Fall".
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Old 23rd Apr 2021, 06:15
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Bloody dog hairs on the carpet, still, in Mexico should pick up another cleaner cheaply
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Old 23rd Apr 2021, 06:19
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With lightning fast reflexes, dodged the assassin's bullet. Damm missed said Trump.
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Old 23rd Apr 2021, 06:26
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The Director called 'cut' as the stuntman successfully fell down, " Mr Cruise, your Wanted back on set..."
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Old 23rd Apr 2021, 06:29
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I know how stupid you feel, Said Mr Kinnock
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Old 23rd Apr 2021, 06:30
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POTUS threw himself at the floor...and missed.
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Old 23rd Apr 2021, 06:30
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Old folks charity uses this as a example of why the elderly should live in bungalows
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Old 23rd Apr 2021, 06:32
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Stannah Stairlift new advertising campaign goes viral
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Old 23rd Apr 2021, 10:00
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During his election campaign, POTUS informed the people that he was full of Wisdom. Sadly it turned out to be Norman Wisdom.
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Old 23rd Apr 2021, 10:20
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Have a good trip Mr President, oh....
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Old 23rd Apr 2021, 11:41
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