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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 24th Oct 2022, 11:18
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Well, as runways go, they don’t get more contaminated than this!
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Old 24th Oct 2022, 11:40
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I say, Struthers, from up here I can see you've got a bald spot!
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Old 24th Oct 2022, 14:17
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Remember Smithers, don't admit liability, let the insurance company sort this...
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Make sure you take notes, pictures and see his Insurance Certificate
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...Yes sir I see, and just how fast was the lamp post moving when it pulled out in front of you causing you to swerve?
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Old 24th Oct 2022, 15:54
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Getting over the hump in China was a nightmare, but was it a piece of cake compared to getting over the hump at Kinloss
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Old 24th Oct 2022, 15:57
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6 greens we are down..
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Old 24th Oct 2022, 15:58
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It fair drained the colour from my cheeks, but I am feeling better now.....
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Old 24th Oct 2022, 15:59
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It's lucky we managed to land right in the centre of all of these fire extinguishers.
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Old 24th Oct 2022, 16:00
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When I said chop the engines, I didn't mean through his bloody wings.
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Old 24th Oct 2022, 16:01
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Daka Daka Daka Oooohhh Errr.....
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Old 24th Oct 2022, 16:02
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Hoskins was always keen to advance through the course and get onto the Whitley.
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Old 24th Oct 2022, 16:50
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Whispered Attenborough voice … ”It’s a rare moment to see this mating ritual which helps preserve the species Aeroplanus Camoflageous.”
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Old 24th Oct 2022, 20:02
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While you're up there, Mind scr4atching my left shoulder please
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Old 24th Oct 2022, 20:02
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Stop poking me in the back
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Old 24th Oct 2022, 20:03
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Lucky you had on your spurs to give you better grip
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Old 24th Oct 2022, 20:04
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Knew it was a mistake to allow Hammond to take flying lessons.
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Old 24th Oct 2022, 20:28
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Congratulations Hoskins you put it down on the fingers, although they are attempting to cut the desk out from under the Whitley Nav’s hand and they believe they can save them.
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Old 25th Oct 2022, 05:52
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Will have to re name George the Autopilot as

either Elizabeth or Rishi ...
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Old 25th Oct 2022, 05:57
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Teacher in art class. ..
Wow that's really good....
Yes miss. Amazing what you can do with painting by numbers...now can we keep the ' Just stop oil ' protesters away
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Old 25th Oct 2022, 05:59
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Staish...Hoskins don't you know what a Red Very light means....
Sorry Sir but all I saw was grey, well it was in black and white
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Old 25th Oct 2022, 08:31
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Well done Simpkins , that's a inovative way to hide tbe true strength of the RAF from the German.Spy satellite. Now are you absolutely sure they can both be reused? ?
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