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Old 27th Feb 2021, 19:10
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Commissioner Gordon misshines the Bat Signal....wonders why help took so long to appear.
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Old 27th Feb 2021, 20:28
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NOT A CAPTION

Excellent contributions as usual - judging tomorrow 1500 Zulu-ish.

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Old 27th Feb 2021, 22:39
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Hoskins was getting good at shadow puppets.
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Old 27th Feb 2021, 22:41
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"But Sir - we're allowed to have nose art".

"That's not a nose!"
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Old 27th Feb 2021, 22:53
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The Marines deny that the gender balancing shadow image of Ron Jeremy on the USS Bonhomme Richard had anything to do with the fire.
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Old 28th Feb 2021, 10:45
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Of course it has a military connotation Sir. She's got torpedo tits.





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"I said we wanted a port side WINCH, not a WENCH!"
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Old 28th Feb 2021, 15:10
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No, No. I told you to paint a piece of THE tail.
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Old 28th Feb 2021, 15:24
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If you think the paint job on "70" is in bad taste, you should see the one on "69"!
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Old 28th Feb 2021, 17:14
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No matter what Madonna did, she could not raise excitement amongst the Marines.
" That's for pussies" they exclaimed as they went to war...
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Old 28th Feb 2021, 17:16
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What do you mean, it's not photoshopped ?
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Old 28th Feb 2021, 17:17
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I thought the General was joking when he said we could have feathers in our caps.
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Old 28th Feb 2021, 17:56
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General: "That is a wholly unconvincing upper body."

Airman: "Haven't you seen an elbow before, Sir?"
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Old 28th Feb 2021, 17:59
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The Apache Squadron adopt Big Chest* Sitting Bull as their mascot.
*Arse
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Old 28th Feb 2021, 18:02
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Anyone else notice there are only 2 blades on the rotor.....No , thought not.
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Old 28th Feb 2021, 18:05
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You missed off the sign, beware Hot Exhaust !!
No sir it was there, the lads all gave it a pat for good luck and rubbed it off
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Cool

Just as the Sea Stallion lost Vr in the fierce Haboob and crashed to the desert floor, a collective roar of approval erupted from the "cyclic" mind of Dan Gerous, with: If you think the paint job on "70" is in bad taste, you should see the one on "69"!

Ozymandias will be along shortly with a newly sand-polished CST! Way to go Dan!

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Old 28th Feb 2021, 21:06
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Thanks for that cavuman. I've had a wee bit of luck in the capcom recently, so I'll open it up to anyone who hasn't previously won.
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Old 28th Feb 2021, 21:32
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Defiantly not US standard, but we ran out of paint, if we hadn’t she would be more in keeping with our heavy lift capability.
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No takers, so open to anyone.
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