Caption Competition Mk III

[ACW599]

"Well, Hoskinski, how do you feel that went?"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Originally Posted by NutLoose

Russian luxury flat for sale with indoor toilet.and galley kitchen

And commanding views!

[cynicalint]

The pilot was brought back to earth during his post-flight debrief.

[Buster Hyman]

Has anyone mentioned your flying buttresses yet?

[treadigraph]

I told you that leaving the landing lights on was not a good idea...

[treadigraph]

Still think that building the terminal at the end of the runway was smart?

[Kiltrash]

Comrade Treadigraphski after this started a thread in PPRuNe, Spectators Balcony sub forum, well will do when he locates his computer
or
Look at this Sergi, FR24 gets the altitude and location wrong again.

[Kiltrash]

In an effort to free up parking space at congested airports, the authorities look to the new ' Auto Stack ' system in New York.

[622]

Right Sir, bit confusing...just popped over to Engineering to snag the auto breaking as not working.......and Chiefy said "What Auto breaking?"

[Kiltrash]

The Airport Fire Authorities find a way to have 24/7 training in all weathers on Cabin Evacuation Protocols

[622]

Meanwhile at the Moscow furniture factory:

"For Gods sake .....when I said get a new plane in here, I meant the woodworking kind"

[Kiltrash]

Honey, I know you said you wanted a generator for this Winters power cuts, I was however just expecting a 5hp Honda one, not 4 15000hp Gas Turbines....Where did you get them??
Just over there, John Lennon Airport...

[Kiltrash]

After the authorities change the aircraft flight paths out of Heathrow without proper consultation the local residents of Windsor proudly display their ' Kills ' on the outside of their houses...

[Kiltrash]

When the estate agent said the property had Plane trees in close proximity it's was not what I expected

[Confusious]

Since his recent F*** up Captain Kwarteng has refused to leave the flight deck and is still reading the MEL.

[treadigraph]

So... is this what's meant by hours building?

[Chu Chu]

The new fuse didn’t fit very well, but it’s got the power back on.

[Confusious]

I know that you're English ain't that good Sergi, but which part of 'whoop whopp pull up' confused you?

[Chu Chu]

There it is — the world’s largest weather vane. Now we pray for a west wind when Guinness comes to audit.

[Confusious]

Yes Captain, I've recorded the on 'blocks' time.