Caption Competition Mk III
If it takes half an hour for half a mule to walk half a mile, how long does it take a drunken grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a rotten dill pickle?
- Ed
- Ed
Congratulations Smithers, you have collected all the McDonald * Monopoly Stickers....this guarantees you a Heart Attack...
* Other high fat high sugar and high salt fast food menus are available
* Other high fat high sugar and high salt fast food menus are available
Congratulations Smithers, you have collected all the World Cup 22 Paninni stickers for the England team..... How are you gonna break the news to Harry Kane he's not on the flight ??
( Yes i know Scotland didny qualify....im not bitter and twisted ..)
( Yes i know Scotland didny qualify....im not bitter and twisted ..)
Congratulations Kwasi, you have produced a full proof plan to get the Generals desk three foot towards Baghdad.... I'll submit it up the chain of command ( and claim the credit )
Just remember if it prooves disastrous you must have a subordinate to throw under the bus. .
Just remember if it prooves disastrous you must have a subordinate to throw under the bus. .
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 79
Posts: 7,786
Received 129 Likes
on
58 Posts
OK, Kwasi, that’s OK. Next test is advanced Economics.
Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
Posts: 12,535
Received 219 Likes
on
133 Posts
On this side we have the eight most wanted male [redacted] terrorists. On the other side are the eight most wanted...
Gnome de PPRuNe
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
Posts: 12,535
Received 219 Likes
on
133 Posts
Have you ever done a Rorschach test before Kiplinski?
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Great South East, tired and retired
Posts: 4,349
Likes: 0
Received 193 Likes
on
89 Posts
"This target shows the bullet entering top left, exiting bottom right to go through another target, does a 180 and comes back through again - did you get that rifle from Lee Harvey Oswald?"