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Old 16th Apr 2021, 14:46
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"Blessing the Fighters Hoskins? That's a bit unorthodox!"
"Well, actually....."
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Ooooh you bad boy. Want another smack?
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I said Vectored Thrust, not Rectors husk!
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Old 16th Apr 2021, 14:52
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Edited screen grab from " Monty Python and the Holy Grail "
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After diverting to Cyprus, the F111F is given absolution for getting the crew down safely.
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Thinks..." if I hurry up i can still make the 10.15 tee off time "
Calls out " Any one got a Water Canon..."?
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What the religious person was looking at...thinks I got the wrong job..



( from my collection of future offerings. Don't need this one now )

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Old 16th Apr 2021, 15:05
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Now back to our normal programme


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Old 16th Apr 2021, 15:07
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The Vatican Air Force takes external checks extremely seriously...
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Whoops, please do forgive me, Comrade Putin, I had no idea you were in there... or who you were with...
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Remembering last years BBQ disaster, Hoskins seeks devine intervention to ensure the Chicken is properly cooked this time
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Due to a power cut, the cremation is moved outside
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"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition."
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Old 16th Apr 2021, 17:17
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Mrs Canonski complains she is unable to do the dishes this week
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Having got the broomstick wet, Potter uses it to bless the Quiddich
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Old 16th Apr 2021, 18:03
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Oh,the paint's burnt off here,better give it a touch-up.
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Putin accuses the Orthodox Church of trying to pull a Flanker....
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"It's not beautiful, but you should be amazed I've painted so many different colours out of a single pot of paint."
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Dumbledore compares his broomstick to Malfoy's Flanker, and realises "His is bigger than mine..."
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Another compass swing was needed to find the cardinal points..
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