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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 24th Aug 2022, 17:35
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"Rolling, rolling...oh"
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Old 24th Aug 2022, 17:38
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Ohhh **** camera, switching to sunglasses..
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Old 24th Aug 2022, 17:42
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
Next time let's try something less dangerous. ...like punting along the River in Cambridge

'cause that's where I am today 😁

Sorry off topic, I just had to reply to this less dangerous pastime.. punting in sh*t

https://www.itv.com/news/anglia/2022...itoring-sewage

let the competition resume
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Old 24th Aug 2022, 18:12
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
Sorry off topic, I just had to reply to this less dangerous pastime.. punting in sh*t

https://www.itv.com/news/anglia/2022...itoring-sewage

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Whatever boats yer floater...
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Old 24th Aug 2022, 18:19
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Yay … hot tottie at 2 o’clock … umm 12 … ahh 9 o’clock … bugger, check your 6 …
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Secondary Effects of Controls 1.02

Primary Effects of Alcohol 1.01
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Pssssssssssst! Red 3! If you up chuck with your head turned 25 degrees right, ballistics and centrifugals will ensure you get the Boss right on the back of head!
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Old 24th Aug 2022, 18:30
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
Sorry off topic, I just had to reply to this less dangerous pastime.. punting in sh*t

https://www.itv.com/news/anglia/2022...itoring-sewage

let the competition resume
That might explain the smell , I thought it was her perfume
She must have thought it was me , as no second date after that lark
We now return to your regularly broadcast fun time
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Old 25th Aug 2022, 09:23
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Off topic again however i just had to respond, On the 'Punts' we were advised by our professional oars man to not dangle hands in the river as the Blue Green Bloom was a Health hazard , also fun was had watching the self propelled punts by the Civilians trying to keep it on the straight and narrow, and not crash into other boats / banks/ overhanging trees .... Yes it was not a cheap trip, but so what Im retired and cant take it with me

Now back to our normal programmes

Caption. You may want to complain Simkins but still better than walking.

or From the back seater

Are we nearly there yet?

or

I need a wee wee

or

( and finally )

Said we wanted to turn right at that intersection 15 miles back, but NO you wouldn't believe your Navigator... again
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Old 25th Aug 2022, 10:03
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All smiles the morning after 96 Squadron went inverted around the town.

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"Insulting" say Blackpool residents in response to effects of budget cuts on Red Arrows 'flypast' to mark 65 years since closure of Hawker's Squire's Gate factory.
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Old 25th Aug 2022, 14:13
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Old 25th Aug 2022, 16:12
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Hey look, is that our other sim on fire?
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Old 25th Aug 2022, 17:34
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
Hey look, is that our other sim on fire?
Simulated smoke on ... go ... and don't follow through this time, Hoskins!
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Old 25th Aug 2022, 18:44
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Pull out the way Red 5 i've got the shot at Sharkey-Ward ...
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The PPRuNe Usual suspects enjoy their Jolly Boys outing to Margate. What could possibly go wrong Del Boy??
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Negative Ghost Rider the pattern is full.....That's the trouble with ATC...no sense of humour.
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Did I just hear Red 4 saying that he had stolen coconuts?
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