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Old 10th Apr 2021, 08:36
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Old 10th Apr 2021, 08:38
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Can I have an ice cream dad, can I, can I?
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Old 10th Apr 2021, 08:47
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Well as picnic spots go, it is probably a slight improvement on the hard shoulder of the A1 at Ferrybridge but I still don't see why we can't go to Filey like everybody else. Shall I get the sandwiches from the boot, dear?


This caption comes to you courtesy of a near 50 year old memory - which I may recount in the Admiral Draper Memorial Thread in JB...
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Old 10th Apr 2021, 10:05
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After the Joneses were named "Britain's unluckiest birdwatchers" for the third consecutive year, offers from airports began pouring in.
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Old 10th Apr 2021, 10:35
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When the family insisted on sitting together, they were assigned 27W, X, and Y.
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When they told us we'd have to self-isolate on return from our fortnight in Malaga, this isn't what I'd envisaged...
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Old 10th Apr 2021, 10:43
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Anorak Henry knows all the good spots, it's where the deployment of the reverse thrusters drowns out the whining around him.
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Old 10th Apr 2021, 11:18
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At the former RAF St Athan, airliners come to die. Birdwatchers are hoping the engines and other cavities will tempt rare birds into nesting there.
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Old 10th Apr 2021, 15:48
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"Hang on , that's not the tail it said it was on Flightradar"

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Old 10th Apr 2021, 17:16
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Director Special Forces abandoned Covert Insertion as an economy measure.
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“It’s not a proper A320, George ... it hasn’t got wavy ice-cream paintwork”
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Old 10th Apr 2021, 17:22
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But Dad, why do you tell people you collect aircraft numbers when they’re letters?
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Old 10th Apr 2021, 17:27
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No son, it’s not like a busmans holiday, during the week I am a CAA air show inspector come observer, but on the weekends I like to collect airliner registrations, a totally differe... hang on...... he’s moving out of his display box, stop the show....stop the show..
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I can't play with my Gameboy, but Mum can sit there reading a book? S'not fair!
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Old 10th Apr 2021, 19:36
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You know Dad, "Game for a laugh", did the, "spend the day on a secluded island" thing, on the TV back in the 90's. It wasn't funny then and it isn't funny now.
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Old 10th Apr 2021, 21:21
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Dad: "If it were being flown by the Norwegian Prime Minister, of course it would be painted in Red, White and Blue all over."

Boy Scout son "What about the French Prime Minister, or Costa Rica, or North Korea or - dad, there's dozens of countries with Red, White and Blue flags."
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Old 10th Apr 2021, 22:36
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... and if anyone does suspect something, they'll never guess it's Seal Team Six.
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Old 10th Apr 2021, 23:08
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1/4 scale B52 RCA! Ha! Let’s show em how it’s really done Son.
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