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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 31st Jul 2022, 06:52
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Very good Sergi, but remind me again just how exactly you got the Moskva into Lake Como?
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Old 31st Jul 2022, 06:53
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While on his holiday he was almost pleased to actually see Nessie.
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Old 31st Jul 2022, 06:56
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What do you mean i can't get off the cruise ship, don't you know who I am??
See told you dementia made them forget who they are...
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Old 31st Jul 2022, 08:14
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In the UK every Sunday morning angry old ex military types are found messing about with model boats in all council owned parks....this proves it's also found round the World
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Old 31st Jul 2022, 09:52
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Ok. That'll be enough of Vlad the Imbecile!

My personal choice would've been: Is that a Tractor on the Horizon?

In third place with the Captain Obvious award...
Originally Posted by MPN11
"So where is the Mockba?"
Second place withe the Sailors Lament award...
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“ There are some days when I just don’t feel like singing sea shanties.”
But, our winner with the Comic Opera that would be funny if it was fictional...
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I am the very model of a self-deluded Admiral
With a Napoleon complex acquired through diseases quite venerial
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Old 31st Jul 2022, 10:18
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2000 mile round trip for a BigMac, Fries and a McFlurry.
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Old 31st Jul 2022, 12:57
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Cheers Buster!

Have a go with this for a couple of days:


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Old 31st Jul 2022, 13:14
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The flight was soon truncated
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Old 31st Jul 2022, 13:51
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Another reminder that gazelles rarely win against elephants.....
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Old 31st Jul 2022, 14:03
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“I think we may need a Chinook to shift this one.”
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Old 31st Jul 2022, 14:20
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Did he just say he's not an Animal?
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Old 31st Jul 2022, 14:22
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Ahh, this takes me back to Da Nang!
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Old 31st Jul 2022, 15:02
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"I've run out of right pedal!"

- Ed
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Old 31st Jul 2022, 16:15
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Prince Harry goes on a Safari....well until Meghan took control of his life...
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Old 31st Jul 2022, 16:16
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I sure hope he's not feeling Horny, she bleated
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Old 31st Jul 2022, 16:24
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Pilot later regretted taking his pet, Jerry, along with him for the ride.
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Old 31st Jul 2022, 16:35
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Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
Did he just say he's not an Animal?
No he just said,
I have fought and won on higher altitudes with Hannibal”
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Old 31st Jul 2022, 17:13
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I'm going to have to see the vet about these overgrown tusks, they are attracting very big flies!
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Old 31st Jul 2022, 17:15
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I just sneezed and this contraption came out of my trunk!
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Old 31st Jul 2022, 19:18
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When I said we need the Ranger, one meant the man not the helicopter.
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