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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 8th Apr 2021, 11:43
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"You can rush all you want lads....but until one of you bugg*rs signs for it you aint going anywhere!"
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Old 8th Apr 2021, 11:44
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"Sorry Sir, that bag will not fit in the overhead locker...it must go in the hold!"
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Old 8th Apr 2021, 11:51
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This always happens when an engineer with oily hands fits the ladder.
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Old 8th Apr 2021, 11:57
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Where's the skipper?
Be along in a minute, kissing his ass goodbye.
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Old 8th Apr 2021, 13:03
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Hurry up lads, her husbands home early
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Old 8th Apr 2021, 13:08
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'Urry up yew 'orrible lot, the bloke with the Phantom on 'is wagon has dumped it orf at the scrappers and now 'ee's comin' after our loverly Victors...
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Old 8th Apr 2021, 13:10
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Moscow, Moscow... did anyone bring a map?
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Old 8th Apr 2021, 13:50
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Come on you lot, fast getaway. Remember, we’re at Speke so any tardiness and who knows what’ll go missing!
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Old 8th Apr 2021, 15:03
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Old 8th Apr 2021, 16:28
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Faster, faster! There's no point in having a deterrent force if it can't reach a gathering of 11 people before it breaks up.
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Old 8th Apr 2021, 16:54
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The image had been doctored to obliterate the RAF Police Dog checking Fs1250.
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Old 8th Apr 2021, 17:58
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Oh wait, did I put the cat out and leave a note for the milkman?
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Old 8th Apr 2021, 18:12
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These remote control model aircraft are so lifelike. Even the tiny action men.
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Old 8th Apr 2021, 18:13
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" Does my bomb look big in this? "
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Old 8th Apr 2021, 18:16
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does it matter that i'm colour blind? Said the armourer
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Old 8th Apr 2021, 18:18
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Dammit said the Pilot, picked up the wrong ignition key in my hurry
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Old 8th Apr 2021, 18:19
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"Sorry Mate. We heard a siren and thought you were the ice-cream van."
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Old 8th Apr 2021, 18:21
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"We are the crew of Flt Lt Spoils. Somebody said that we should go to the Victor."
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Old 8th Apr 2021, 19:52
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Run as fast as you like knobs, there is no "shotgun". I'm the Co, and I sit next to the driver.
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Old 8th Apr 2021, 20:12
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Hoskins wandered if this would be a good time to mention his ringtone was the same as the scramble alarm!
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