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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 28th Mar 2021, 09:48
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O'Leary trials Luxury Travel in Ryanair, with Flat-bed seating and rapid disembarkation.
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Old 28th Mar 2021, 10:33
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Are you sure this is the COVID test?
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Old 28th Mar 2021, 10:35
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Sarge, Derek and Clive have sneaked off again!
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Old 28th Mar 2021, 10:36
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Okay men, we’re going to jump in and unblock the Suez!
Do we have to parachute in Sarge? Could we just drive there?
No. It’s a far Canal.
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Old 28th Mar 2021, 10:59
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Paras? Paras!!!! I thought the ad said Paris. Mummy...
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Old 28th Mar 2021, 11:08
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With the other ranks club closed for renovation, command provided a temporary hangout.
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Old 28th Mar 2021, 12:06
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At the JPGFTC * the students are shown first basics of the others skills.
* Joint Paratroope Gas Fitting Trade Centre .
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Old 28th Mar 2021, 12:08
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No no no laddie, ye canny get up here without a safety line.
But Sarge won't that stop us jumping out ?
Always a smart Alec ...small steps, small steps.
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Old 28th Mar 2021, 12:13
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Sir, why do the Pilots call us MCAS?
Pay no attention it means Male Commandos Are Sissys. Wait till they need rescuing. ..
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Old 28th Mar 2021, 12:18
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In its monthly climate preparedness exercise, the unit practices relocation to higher ground.
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Old 28th Mar 2021, 13:11
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Joe Pasquale voice, think the straps are tight enough sir.
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Old 28th Mar 2021, 16:06
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Yet another Hoskins false start in the Monday night harness race.
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Old 28th Mar 2021, 17:20
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During the ' off season ' * the Golfing Driving Range is re purposed
* There is no such thing as Golf Off Season.
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Old 28th Mar 2021, 17:23
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Oh come on Sir, why do we need parachutes to drop 12 feet.?
Do you think we are jumping out of a plane. ?
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Old 28th Mar 2021, 19:03
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“Ignore the stretchers beside you ... we use all the storage space we can find. Just in case.”
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Old 28th Mar 2021, 19:15
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The British Olympic Diving Team undertake training with the SAS...
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Old 28th Mar 2021, 19:30
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Great Leader took a hint from Vlad and installed impaling spikes to save ammunition.
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Old 28th Mar 2021, 19:49
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Why are these children pointing water pistols at us?

( Think shooting gallery in the travelling fair )
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Old 28th Mar 2021, 19:52
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Trumpton Fire Brigade - the war years...
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The Coal Unions train flying pickets to go in and bolster the strike lines at the pits.
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