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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 13th Feb 2022, 07:06
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Like to see Daz, Omo, AND Surf get these stains out
( other detergents are available )
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Old 13th Feb 2022, 07:07
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Valentines day tomorrow, Doris, any plans??
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Old 13th Feb 2022, 07:09
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Right, that's reduced the weight to below MTOW. Anyone see any problems with the adjustments we made?
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Old 13th Feb 2022, 08:18
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Carruthers! What are those Women doing?
Maintenance. It's okay Sir, they're all licensed DAME's...
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Old 13th Feb 2022, 10:43
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It looks like things are slowing down, so I'll judge this 12 hours from now, EST.
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Old 13th Feb 2022, 11:25
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Do you think that Jay Blades will turn it into a coffee table for the NAAFI if we drop it round to the recycling centre?
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Old 13th Feb 2022, 11:36
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The pilot says he left his ego behind in the aircraft, but as hard as we try, we still cannot find it!
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Old 13th Feb 2022, 13:01
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Well RFC policy is not to give our brave lads parachutes, so no silk for knickers, so girls, strip off the Irish linen, it will have to do.
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Old 13th Feb 2022, 23:54
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With the streets suddenly empty for some inexplicable reason, it's time to pick a winner.

In third place is MPN11,with:
Lady on left .,, “That’s a wheel, innit? What now?”

In second place, ORAC, with:
Customs were slow to realise that the tip-off about cigarettes being smuggled behind a hidden panel was a hoax…..

And the winner is . . . Mr. Hymen, with:
Carruthers! What are those Women doing?
Maintenance. It's okay Sir, they're all licensed DAME's...

I'll send the CapCom trophy along as soon as it grows some wings.

Oh, and almost overlooked, but not quite, the special jeweler's loupe award goes to Kiltrash, for:
Honey, I shrunk the propeller
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Old 14th Feb 2022, 05:26
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Oh, very kind Sir! (As an aside, did anyone get my Emily reference?...asking for a friend)

Okay, I think I'll give my usual 'go to's' a rest...have at it Chaps & Chapettes!



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Old 14th Feb 2022, 05:54
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Donno who it is we're meeting, they all look alike to me
or
Thank Mao They have not sent the Duke of Edinburgh, we might get along like friends now
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Old 14th Feb 2022, 06:03
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President Xi brings the sign language expert to try and interperate what the PM is telling him
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Old 14th Feb 2022, 08:04
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Chairman Xi steps out of the worlds largest lift.
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Old 14th Feb 2022, 08:35
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Is this the first time you've stayed at a Premier Inn?
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Yes I did Buster, the suffragette that stepped out in front of the Kings horse.
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Old 14th Feb 2022, 09:24
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
Yes I did Buster, the suffragette that stepped out in front of the Kings horse.
Extra point when judging.
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Old 14th Feb 2022, 09:42
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"Which side does Sir dress?"

"Left, of course! Someone go and shoot this idiot"
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Old 14th Feb 2022, 10:22
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May i present the British Prime Minister, and yes that is a begging bowl he is holding
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Old 14th Feb 2022, 10:24
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Chairman, may I present Agent Covid, 19 and his successor Covid 23
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Old 14th Feb 2022, 10:26
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May I present the missing piece of the jigsaw, for you to complete
(top Middle??)
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