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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 11th Feb 2022, 19:30
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What is it that gives you wings?
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Old 11th Feb 2022, 19:32
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I hear Edna is working on 69...

Ooh yes, tongues are wagging...
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Ok that’s the weight reduction sorted, tell Tubby it’s ready for his back seat trip.
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Old 11th Feb 2022, 19:40
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Old 11th Feb 2022, 20:06
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Lady on left .,, “That’s a wheel, innit? What now?”
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The Tena Mk. 1 awaited the essential components Ö
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This is one strip show they won't forget in a hurry girls.
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You've got the instructions Mabel, what does it say?
It just says to phone the BAe technical hot line on 0345 1000000, calls cost £100,000 per minute.
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You know, this fabric would make a lovely dress, don't you think?
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The knee bone's connected to the thigh bone, the thigh bone's connected to the hip bone... girls, I don't think this is Nursing School.
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Old 11th Feb 2022, 21:04
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Having been forced down in Vladdiv Vilni Linning Mansc, Dammit, Kyiv the Russian Land Army set to work re engineering Hoskins Aircraft.
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Knew it was a mistake landing in Liverpool Croydon
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Right e ho (wo)men, its Friday afternoon, so i'm off for a bit of a jolly to the rugger, be back Tuesday, ish, if Jerry attacks in the meantime don't call me i'm turning off my carrier pigeon
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Dick Dastardly decides with 4 fillies to impress he had better get in some extra practice with Penelope,
Cries out as he leave the base, " Don't work too hard save some energy for me "
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"At last! They've found it!", cried Gertrude as she pointed to the G-spot roundel on the fuselage of the WW I stealth aircraft. It was then that Captain Rickenbacker threw his hat into the ring.

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The women on the assembly line realised that if they occasionally pilfered a part, they'd eventually be able to build a complete aircraft off site.
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Mavis, that strange housing just behind the pilot isn't as we thought for R2-D2, it is apparently where we sit the rear gunner.
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I’ve just had a note from the boss, he says that when he instructed us to get the old bag off his kite, he was referring to Doris, not the fabric.
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Doris, you have to take turns with Pearl sowing on the fabric, it’s knit one, Pearl one.


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Old 12th Feb 2022, 02:40
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Itís looking mighty powerful girls, and once we fit the 60hp engine we should easily beat the Jaguar in the ground attack trials.
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