Caption Competition Mk III

[Chu Chu]

Let me guess: You ordered Hoskins to deploy the rocket launcher on the wing.

You haven't seen a battery of 105s, have you?

No, but we just got a very strange call from Tesco.

[fitliker]

Recently declassified pictures of the early Chemtrial experiments are turning up everywhere

[fitliker]

The super cavitation devices out front should let this kite break the Mach twenty barrier , the treadmill runway was made for this beauty .

[fitliker]

It might not look like much , but it will make the Kessel run in twelve parsecs and back again before the kettle has boiled

[Kiltrash]

After 45 years at the Bae Warton site,

Hoskins finally got his retirement present from the lads...they raided the parts bin
or
Hoskins explained he removed all the parts one bit at a time in his empty lunch box..

[Kiltrash]

Yes but what is it??
We use it as a snow blower at Heathrow. ...gotta keep the Runways open, ...Then Boris re introduces Lock down....😐

[Kiltrash]

The engines?? Yes they are 2 dustbins, got the idea and modeled them from the Jaguar...

[Dan Gerous]

Heath Robinson engineered this concept for thrust reverse on the Lightning, but English Electric decided to go with the brake chute instead.

[SLXOwft]

A recently declassified photo shows why the DoD has indefinitely postponed the OA-X program.

OR

Back to the drawing board for the M7 Aerospace's proposed A-10D after blowback from the uprated cannon causes 'minor airframe integrity issues' during ground testing.

[Kiltrash]

Recoil propelled the 'craft backwards at M2 Hoskins

[Chu Chu]

Reacting to the global semiconductor shortage, aircraft manufacturers begin experimenting with tubes.

[MPN11]

The BoI was unable to determine how a Scaffolding lorry ended up on Binbrook’s runway.

[Self loading bear]

The finer nuances in the English notes of the Chief Engineer were lost to the design team:
We will pull the JATO rockets forward and put the flamethrower on the back burner.

[Chu Chu]

No, no, no. What I said was that with the crackdown on arms sales, we need a new conduit for delivering fighter jets.

[cavuman1]

'Twas only a pipe dream....

- Ed

[Self loading bear]

Originally Posted by SLXOwft

A recently declassified photo shows why the DoD has indefinitely postponed the OA-X program.

SLXO,
May I ask:
Was that the same reason as why the Helicopter Armed Overwatch project (HOAx) never came off the ground?

[Dan Gerous]

I love the smell of cordite on a straff run

[Ascend Charlie]

"Luke, are the womp rats REALLY getting that big?"

[Kiltrash]

Whatdoyamean? After 04.00 today I need to wear a mask indoors? With THIS nose??

[Kiltrash]

Thinks it's a bit of overkill? All it was was one Pitot tube blocked on one aircraft in five years.
Better safe than sorry. .