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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 24th Nov 2021, 04:54
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I said DON'T pull hard on the red cable!
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Old 24th Nov 2021, 06:04
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So you put these on, and it doubles the fuel capacity? Bugger me if those yanks aren't clever! But...why doesn't it all run out the back?
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Old 24th Nov 2021, 08:02
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After the 9 hour delivery flight with 6 refuelling linkup the Post Flight Inspection discovered the Pilot had collected a A model....Well they all look alike to me explained the Pilot
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Old 24th Nov 2021, 08:11
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In an effort to raise funds for the RAF, installing a balloon factory at the end of the runway was not the best option!
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Old 24th Nov 2021, 08:41
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We're gonna need a bigger sheet of wrapping paper!
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Old 24th Nov 2021, 15:15
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Well that's definitely fecked. Never mind always a silver lining.. Hoskins get the Reindeer and lash them to the front. Just in time for the annual flight exam..
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Old 24th Nov 2021, 15:28
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Having retired tbe first batch of Tranche 1 they are offered to friendly countries for a knock down price,..

So cheap they can't give them away
or
Cheap as Chips
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Old 24th Nov 2021, 17:49
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I'll judge on Saturday morning Z if ix hasn't got back from his tour before then.

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Old 24th Nov 2021, 20:26
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"Hey chief, There's an awful lot of water behind here! I think the engines been flooded...
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Old 24th Nov 2021, 22:21
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Talk about getting your nose out of joint!

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Old 24th Nov 2021, 22:34
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Hey guys, I was sent out to help the “septic tanks” wiff a service, but I’m having trouble refilling the bog tank wiff blue water.
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Old 24th Nov 2021, 22:43
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Old 24th Nov 2021, 22:49
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5 guys to fit an intake blank, my guess is you’re either USAF or you work for the council highways dept.
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Old 24th Nov 2021, 22:56
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OK, another 200 fags and a demijohn and I reckon this hole is full - then we can move back and see what bill can fit in his panel….
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Old 25th Nov 2021, 04:54
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Never mind Block 4, look at Blockhead up there!
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Old 25th Nov 2021, 06:04
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Old 25th Nov 2021, 08:40
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Where's Wally??
Not here, was posted to the QNLZ
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Old 25th Nov 2021, 11:26
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You think this side is difficult? I'm trying to fit the port one with my toes!
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Old 25th Nov 2021, 19:54
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FFS, just use some bodge tape to keep it on.
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Old 25th Nov 2021, 22:34
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Take the cover back to the Brit you bought it off, I think it has shrunk in the wash.
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