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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 12th Oct 2021, 15:00
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Captain why are you so calm and collected?...
Well i have always known I would not die a lonely death....
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Old 12th Oct 2021, 15:42
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Old 12th Oct 2021, 15:56
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Silver Surfer .......................... the early years.
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Old 12th Oct 2021, 15:57
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Banksy started painting, and then decided to try somewhere warmer.
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Old 12th Oct 2021, 15:58
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No, this is the North Pole, the South Pole? it's that way and that way and that way, in fact just head any direction away from here...
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Old 12th Oct 2021, 15:59
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I'm charging my solar powered pilots watch, I never go anywhere without it...
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Old 12th Oct 2021, 16:00
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That flight clearance is taking quite a while to arrive....
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Old 12th Oct 2021, 16:02
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Finally, a Covid free zone...
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Old 12th Oct 2021, 16:04
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It's just like Snowdonia in the winter, except there are no sheep to shag, the only thing i've seen in that colour was a polar bear and she definitely wasn't up for it Boyo..
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Old 12th Oct 2021, 16:15
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Er, aren’t we meant to have wings to do wing walking?
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Old 12th Oct 2021, 16:51
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I can fly higher than an eagle
For you are the wind beneath my wings
Oh, bugger CUT!
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Old 12th Oct 2021, 16:58
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Sorry i've got a sore throat, i'm just a little Husky.
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Old 12th Oct 2021, 17:00
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Miles from nowhere, that's what you get when you put Nav in Navy
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Old 12th Oct 2021, 17:53
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I spy with my little eye, something beginning with "S"
SOS??
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Old 12th Oct 2021, 17:55
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I know Chinooks usually drop Humvee's in warm desert climates, what went wrong THIS time?, Hoskins ..
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Old 12th Oct 2021, 17:58
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The Urban Runners get in some practice when they come across Pelican 17 16 in Namibia, before returning to Hounslow...( might not be Namibia but never let facts get in the way of a good caption without looking up WiI )
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Old 12th Oct 2021, 18:05
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Buffalo Air look over their latest aquisation before flying it back to Yellowknife airport ...only a little TLC claimed the chief mechanic
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Old 12th Oct 2021, 18:05
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Gonna need two full rolls of duct tape , two rolls of speed tape , some plywood sheets and two new rubber bands for the ferry flight
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Old 12th Oct 2021, 18:07
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Where's the Ice Cold Beers? ?? Oh Fook wrong film
...again
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Old 12th Oct 2021, 18:08
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Better hide it with scaffolding, black Tarps and gaffer tape before that Russian spy satellite comes over...
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