Caption Competition Mk III

[Chu Chu]

No wonder it crashed -- I can barely stand up in the tailwind.

[Kiltrash]

....and that's why you should not use coarse sand paper to strip the paint


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[Kiltrash]

Well the metal detector did give a intermittent reading...waste of time digging it up.

[Kiltrash]

Why?? 'cause it's there

[Kiltrash]

In 2525 due to global warming the Barents desert finally gives up its lost aircraft.
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In 2525 USS Connecticuts adversely is discovered

[Kiltrash]

Wing walking? Na only for wimps...

[Chu Chu]

Pierre spots a bit of tail.

[622]

"Well no.2, that was some Hail storm.....

Nip outside and see if we picked up any damage before the return trip"

[NutLoose]

The Pikey's went that way....ohh wait, that's probably not PC..... The Gypo's went that way...
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[NutLoose]

[NutLoose]

You think you've got problem's, look the box of bloody Milk Tray has frozen to my hand..

[622]

Coming to a cinema near you soon ...

'Flight of the pheonix II ....Lets see them do it with this heap'

[Ninthace]

It'll buff out, In fact, it looks someone has already started.

[Ninthace]

Ah well, there's your problem see - square windows!

[Kiltrash]

Aah, aah, aah tissue.. gonna need a stronger mask

[Kiltrash]

After 10 years and $18m spent on the investigation as to why the aircraft crashed, The AAIB reported the plane attempted take off without engines...lessons would be learnt..

[Buster Hyman]

"No wait...ah, now I can see. The Barn doors were closed"

[Buster Hyman]

Seriously though, you Navy chaps should stick to boats!

[Buster Hyman]

No you idiot! Priscilla was a Bus!

[Kiltrash]

After 75 Days the sole survivor of the crash in the high Andes claimed his fellow passengers had all died in the accident and their bones were picked over by the Vultures.
He said he remained sane by speaking each day with his friend ' Wilson '