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Old 18th Sep 2021, 12:50
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Belay that! The Commissar informs us there is no mine. Private property has been abolished.
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Old 18th Sep 2021, 12:50
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Or along the same lines:

Private property has been abolished, but this is still about oars and mine.
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Old 18th Sep 2021, 12:52
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Isn't Lolita too young for you?

Not at all. I'm a miner myself.
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Old 18th Sep 2021, 13:52
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Oh look! It's a mine of information!
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Photographic evidence that the Russians conspired to extract Covid DNA so the Chinese could miniaturise it.
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A seal at the nuclear submarine waste disposal facility gets its annual vets check-up.
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Old 18th Sep 2021, 20:03
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No, it’s not ticking……but it does keep saying exterminate!
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You know the saying "better dead than Red"? We're about to find out if it's true.
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Old 18th Sep 2021, 20:46
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Wait -- our Lend Lease shipment just came in from American Boeing. It's a Mine Charge Abatement System.

That's funny, I could have sworn it said "Augmentation." My mind must be playing tricks.
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Old 19th Sep 2021, 00:44
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What does it say on that placard ?

Ummmm “Do not touch here”…..
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Old 19th Sep 2021, 07:07
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The navy really take their games of cookers seriously!
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Old 19th Sep 2021, 08:23
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It's from the French. And addressed to the Royal Australian Navy.
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Old 19th Sep 2021, 13:05
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Sadly ineffective against rubber invasion dinghies sent by the French in the English Channel,
Maybe if they sharpen those pointy thingies ?
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Last orders ish, will try to score tomorrow
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Old 19th Sep 2021, 19:58
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Eeny meeny miney moe...
This damn thing's about to blow!
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Old 19th Sep 2021, 20:26
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But this looks nothing like Marcel Marceau.
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Old 19th Sep 2021, 21:17
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First we have to identify the type of mine.

Looks like an iron mine.
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Old 20th Sep 2021, 10:51
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Make a note will you Jackson....on the Mk2 we must fit an electronic fuse...this one is all soggy and won't light!
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Old 20th Sep 2021, 10:53
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On a similar vein to one of my earlier entries .....

After crossing the harbour the Dalek is awarded his swimming badge.
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Old 20th Sep 2021, 10:58
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Sheisskopf passed this after eating zer sauerkraut unt bratwurst last night? Mein Gott!
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