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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 17th Sep 2021, 18:53
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Wait a minute, Hoskins transposed the coordinates. Lift it back into the boat.
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Old 17th Sep 2021, 19:10
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Luckily I had the foresight to liberate a book on mine warfare. Here it is -- "Mein Kampf."
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Old 17th Sep 2021, 19:58
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Shhh! It's a surprise for Kiltrash when he comes down from his Welsh Mountain...
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Old 17th Sep 2021, 20:01
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Mein Gott! It's one of Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's testicles... she's right, not only is it swollen it even looks like a Corona virus!
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Old 17th Sep 2021, 20:23
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it's not yours, it's mine!
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Old 17th Sep 2021, 21:25
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Careful, it looks horny.
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Old 17th Sep 2021, 21:49
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Suddenly, Gilligan's Island wasn't funny anymore.

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Old 17th Sep 2021, 22:49
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"It says, "Please leave here, to be collected by the Titanic. Best wishes, the Iceberg Mine Company.""
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Old 17th Sep 2021, 22:52
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"Does your min explud?"
BOOM!
"I thought you said zat your min does not explud!"
"Zat iz not mine mine!"



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Old 18th Sep 2021, 00:17
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Okay, now we can bring it alongside under the oars and close the mine-shaft gap.
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Old 18th Sep 2021, 01:35
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Originally Posted by treadigraph View Post
It's OK, it's one of ours...
No it's not, it's mine!

Edit: Oops, beaten by Cynicalint.
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Old 18th Sep 2021, 03:47
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"...and this time, Hoskinski, you will NOT do your trick with the brown paper bag!"
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Old 18th Sep 2021, 05:09
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What could possibly go wrong ?
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Old 18th Sep 2021, 05:11
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Sigh…..the Petty Officer said it was just going to be a nice row around the harbour…..
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Old 18th Sep 2021, 05:13
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Wow, the boys said they were going to frag that SOB, but this was is a little over the top !
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Old 18th Sep 2021, 05:14
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Are you sure it is a practice mine ?
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Old 18th Sep 2021, 05:29
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Hit it harder comrade , I have had enough of mystery meat soups and hard toilet paper .
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Old 18th Sep 2021, 12:25
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"...err...hang on....oh, there it is. B12!"
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Old 18th Sep 2021, 12:26
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"Open other side.... Damn!"
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Old 18th Sep 2021, 12:26
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