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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 15th Sep 2021, 05:35
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I know guys we didn’t win the CAPCOM trophy again ! Maybe choosing Nutloose as a screen name was a mistake….
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Old 15th Sep 2021, 06:18
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OK< if we all lift together, we can get the Leader's arse out of the toilet seat, he has been there for 2 days.
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Old 15th Sep 2021, 06:43
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The Pyongyang polyamorous pride parade pictures praised by Pirates and the Pontiff , apparently.
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Old 15th Sep 2021, 08:17
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Ok, I have assembled a Green screen, so photoshop me onto Waikiki!
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Old 15th Sep 2021, 12:41
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Slowing down will call soon .
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Old 15th Sep 2021, 13:19
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Proof that there is no Korean word for "Smile".
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Old 15th Sep 2021, 15:18
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These two i keep, the rest, feed them to the dogs.
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Old 15th Sep 2021, 15:20
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Wemember, don't take off your hats, if he see our no approved hairstyles we for the chop.
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Old 15th Sep 2021, 15:55
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GL: "I want inclusive Army. Where are the girls in short skirts, climbing into tanks?"
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Old 15th Sep 2021, 17:49
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I said smile, not look like the person behind you is giving you one.
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Old 15th Sep 2021, 17:57
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GL: “You failed Annual Assessments, so now you will form next Paralympics Team. Now go draw Lottery Tickets, and proceed to see waiting Surgeons.”
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Old 15th Sep 2021, 21:23
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Friends, Countrymen, lend me your ears…. Ohh hang on, I’ve already had those removed for your last indiscretions …ok we try, Beware of the “Eyes” of March.
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Old 16th Sep 2021, 02:09
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The beatings will continue until morale improves
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Old 16th Sep 2021, 02:20
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It might be funny when your have a kimchi fart in a tank , but who is gonna take the blame for that tasty drop of dragons breath wafting the fear into those familiar with special target practices of da boss .

Not only can they smell it , they can taste it
Bon appetite
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Old 16th Sep 2021, 02:25
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Fresh from the local industrial school of sanitation , Volunteer suicide squads preparing to change the leaders overly ripe undergarments .
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Old 16th Sep 2021, 10:28
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The crews were getting impatient, waiting for the notebook wielding generals to turn up.


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Old 16th Sep 2021, 10:30
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Get your hand off my knee. Why can't you tweek my nipple like Kim over there.
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Old 16th Sep 2021, 10:33
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Frowns to the left of me,
Saddo's to the right,
Here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you.
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Old 16th Sep 2021, 10:57
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When the NK army decided to play Rugby, there was no shortage of people wanting to play in the forwards. Perhaps they misunderstood when they were told that they'd have to support the hooker.
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Old 16th Sep 2021, 11:58
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Kim visits the Air Forces class of 21 at their graduation ceremony to let them know they have been chosen to form an elite squadron of cruise missile pilots.
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