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Old 29th Aug 2021, 18:46
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Guy on right, "Bad hair day"?



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Old 29th Aug 2021, 19:09
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We didn't get any American kit, but I've sent off for a utility belt and a Batman mask, and I'll be keeping Islamic law on the the streets of Ghazni in no time.
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Old 29th Aug 2021, 19:13
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"Did you just fart, or do you always smell like that?"
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Old 29th Aug 2021, 19:19
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We are victorious, brother. The struggle of our generation that has brought us all together, regardless of tribal loyalties and ancient feuds, in order to fight side by side to defeat the foreign devils, is over. The last devil soldiers have just fled. So, did you spill my pint?
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Old 30th Aug 2021, 06:14
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....IED?
Correct. My turn. I spy, with my little eye....
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Old 30th Aug 2021, 06:15
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...and you got all that at Crazy Habib's going out of business sale? Cool.
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Old 30th Aug 2021, 06:37
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"Are you an interpreter?"

"Terribly sorry, old chap. Didn't understand a word that you said, what".
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Old 30th Aug 2021, 07:42
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So, what do we do now?
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Old 30th Aug 2021, 07:56
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
So, what do we do now?
A. Follow local traditions and kill each other ... what tribe are you from?
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Old 30th Aug 2021, 08:04
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Hey, do you know "It's a Long Way to Tipperary?" No? How about "The Colonel Bogey March"?
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Old 30th Aug 2021, 10:21
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I'm looking for new recruits, can you bowl leg spin?
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Old 30th Aug 2021, 16:48
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Have you seen today's Washington Post ? In the Situation Vacant a call for people trained in ousting a superior force. Apply to Congress
or
The Americans are looking for mercenaries to take on ISIS-K. No experience needed as full training will be given
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Old 30th Aug 2021, 17:10
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"A Barber shop? What's that?"
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Old 30th Aug 2021, 17:37
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Ok will call it tomorrow hopefully, have a heap of work to do, so if it slips a day it slips.

some excellent entries so far.
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Old 30th Aug 2021, 18:23
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So that's it, no more music. It looks like Bryan Adams will be number one for eternity.


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Old 30th Aug 2021, 18:26
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Yeh, we had a victory party and got four and twenty virgins down from Inverness, but they beat the crap out of us.
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Old 30th Aug 2021, 18:53
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Well that's us unemployed now, so where's the dole office again.??
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Old 30th Aug 2021, 18:55
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Just had Bollywood on the phone, and They have Bruce Willis and Tom Cruise signed up to play us..
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Old 30th Aug 2021, 18:57
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Now that we are friends with the West against Isis-K what skills can we take to the Royal Military Tattoo in Edinburgh next year?
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Old 30th Aug 2021, 19:05
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Due to Covid 19, Army and Navy stores are closing down, everything must go. ....Buyer Collects
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