Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

At the front a simple Chinese whisper of " I have control ' was totally miss heard into somthing totally not related by the time it reached the rear of the train...😁

[Kiltrash]

Bloody catering truck has run out of Egg and Cress sandwiches again. Why can't they start at the back...

[treadigraph]

Originally Posted by Kiltrash

At the front a simple Chinese whisper of " I have control ' was totally miss heard into somthing totally not related by the time it reached the rear of the train...😁

A devotee of Hairy *Krishna perhaps

*caption...

[Kiltrash]

....and in other news today, India claim the Gold Medal and a new World record for the number of passengers crammed onto a train. The Irish will respond by asking for all the Leprechauns to gather at Conell street station.

[Copenhagen]

Rumours of 10,000 jobs in Jeopardy resulted in a surge of tickets there to get one of them.

[Kiltrash]

Look darling, I have found a picture of 3000 young men and not a single Mobile Phone in sight. ..
Well if it had been women they would all be telling the train driver he had taken the wrong turn.

[treadigraph]

Don't you know we're ridin'
On the Madras Crush Express...

[622]

After the loss of several workers the driver was eventually persuaded to slow down a bit on the fruit pickers truck

[Dan Gerous]

Person in red shirt in the distance, "How far back is the buffet on this train"?

[Dan Gerous]

Outside toilet and no TP, should've stayed off the curry last night.

[Kiltrash]

No matter how dangerous this is, and 'elf and safety having a fit, at least Greta was very happy, so that's alright then..

[Kiltrash]

Ali Baba supersized his magic carpet
or
No Hoskins, this is how you fly straight and level.

[622]

Guy in yellow shirt at front of picture

"Hey Bob, this guy has shoes on next to me....I think we had better move - we must be sitting on First Class!"

[Kiltrash]

With 3000 passengers, if this had been in the UK there would have been 3000 different price structures for the same journey.

[Kiltrash]

Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo.....etc
Well what did you expect to hear in Cattle Class ?

[treadigraph]

Tickets please!

(I don't think that one's been done... ) edit: oh, yes it has! Ah well...

[cavuman1]

Ooh, he's leaving
(Leaving)
On the midnight train to Ganges
(Leaving on the midnight train)
Said he's going back to find
(Going back to find)
Ooh, a simpler place and time....

(With apologies to Gladys Knight and the Pips, most of whom are pictured above.)

- Ed

[Chu Chu]

One good curve, and it's the end of the line.

[Chu Chu]

If someone offers you a magic cartop ride, don't assume they're dyslexic.

[Kiltrash]

This way the hijackers can't use grappling hooks to get on the ship train..

Or

Still more comfortable than Azuma or Thameslink

Or

It's slowing down, perhaps we can change tracks

Or

How much longer are we gonna be on the train? 3 days already, and only just on the outskirts of Birmingham. ..so much for HS2