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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 22nd Jul 2021, 00:20
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"Round and round and...
Up and down and..
One, two three Kick! One two three..."
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Old 22nd Jul 2021, 01:36
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For once, Hoskins was looking forward to his next rotation.
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Old 22nd Jul 2021, 17:51
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Hi all the Carousel appears to be slowing down so last call please...get them in the prize Tombola will spin on Friday at 08.00...
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Old 23rd Jul 2021, 01:38
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Damm, this is frustrating. As soon as I get the right azimuth, the elevation's off
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Old 23rd Jul 2021, 06:57
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Hi all..dogs walked, breakfast on the go so off to look at the offerings, results soon

I would have had
Son...When I grow up dad I want to be a soldier..
Dad...Sorry son you can't do both..

( variation on a well known Pilots Caption )

or

Dad...Don't worry son, I know tbe duck shooting gallery was closed due to the operator having been Covid Pinged, but they have put targets on the Carousel. ...if you miss don't worry they will be round again..again..again.

and finally

Yomping across tbe Falklands would have been a lot easier if we hsd these in 1982.
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Old 23rd Jul 2021, 07:18
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This time the winner is Cav with...


Originally Posted by cavuman1 View Post
Attack! Retreat! Attack! Retreat! Repeat as necessary.

- Ed
Joint runner up is Hydromet with

"Sorry, sir, we still haven't found Banbury Cross."
and Nutloose with

We’re the four horsemen of the apoccolips..apockolyps.. apocalypese… sod it, the worlds end.
Cavuman, AP Mcoy will deliver the trophy later, if not in it will be lobbed over your fence
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Old 23rd Jul 2021, 13:15
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Many Thanks, Kiltrash! I'll post a new picture as soon as I get off the roller coaster.

- Ed
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Old 23rd Jul 2021, 13:19
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Have a go at this one:


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Old 23rd Jul 2021, 13:27
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Pass me that runway friction figure again would you?
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Old 23rd Jul 2021, 14:26
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Mr. and Mrs. Hoskins arrive for Black Sea vacation, regret reserving jet ski through Google Translate.
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Old 23rd Jul 2021, 14:33
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Though the Committee appreciates the immense effort the Russian team has taken to compete, we do feel your entry is not entirely within the spirit of The America's Cup...
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Old 23rd Jul 2021, 16:25
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More evidence of Russian genetic engineering experiments. An attempt to cross a B-29 with the Beatle's Yellow Submarine.

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Old 23rd Jul 2021, 16:38
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Madonna pops out the top hatch to wave at her adoring crowds.. ...no one noticed
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Old 23rd Jul 2021, 16:38
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Captain Sullenberger had a flash-back moment.
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Old 23rd Jul 2021, 16:39
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Illegal immigrants were getting even more ambitious.
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Old 23rd Jul 2021, 16:43
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Due to Global warming, Hovercraft are found to be ideal on the Denver to Fort Worth sector
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Old 23rd Jul 2021, 16:44
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The Zlin SRN6 takes a run at the ramp at St Margaret bay.... Almost got to the level part of the terminal

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Old 23rd Jul 2021, 16:47
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No No Hoskinski The second and third 'C' were meant to be a 'R' and a 'A' ....
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Old 23rd Jul 2021, 16:49
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The Captain of HMS Astute called his first officer to the periscope , claiming he should have gone to Specsavers,

( other opticians are available )
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Old 23rd Jul 2021, 18:54
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Proof positive that no functional aircraft could be designed by the Central Committee
or
The plans were leaked to the Soviet Union by Sharky_Ward. Set the Russian VTOL Programme back decades
or
The mad doodles in Cavumans [ age 11 ] Science jotter are brought to life

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