Caption Competition Mk III

[treadigraph]

Thank you 622, most kind! I most humbly proffer this pic which I spotted in the T'graph t'other day:

[andytug]

"We are truly sorry, O Great Leader, but after using all the budget up on nuclear weapons these were the only cluster munitions we could afford!"

[Kiltrash]

In North Korea the Worlds largest Sheep comes for shearing

[Kiltrash]

The guest judge at the Lower Chomley Veg and Flower show was a complete surprise, writes the Telegraph local reporter

[Kiltrash]

GL..."Yes I think these should satisfy the all female Palace Guards when I am away at the G7. "
General..." Who has the balls to tell him he was not invited?"

[Dan Gerous]

Enough of this vegetarian crap. Take me to a McDonalds

[Frostchamber]

It's called the chubby bunny challenge O Great One. We all agree you can't fail to win it.

[SASless]

Make a note....this is no corny joke....you will stand to Attention in my presence or you will soon have a reason to do so when you get to play "Hide the Cob".

[Ninthace]

The amanuenses found the Jolly Green Giant turned to be something of a disappointment in real life.

[Ascend Charlie]

"You are all off to the anti-aircraft guns - I wanted to see some PORN!"

[Chu Chu]

Protocol chief (left) thinks his (nearly) final thought: Perhaps "lend my your ear" wasn't the best way to invite corn farmers to the Great Leader's speech.

[622]

The choice of raffle prizes at the NK annual draw left some dissapointed!

[622]

So, you found all these hidden in the workers cupboards...

...this is very serious, as we obviously have a 'cereal' offender !

[Buster Hyman]

Corn? I don't remember eating Corn.

[Buster Hyman]

...and where does the Battery go?

[Buster Hyman]

...Minister, take a note. This one is for my beloved people. Put the rest in my car.

[Kiltrash]

General at the back..." I like it when a plan comes together, he has ordered all these cobs for his next BBQ with his line of succession. Are you sure there is a stick of dynamite in each one? "

[Kiltrash]

First funky on left...
" 2 pounds of sugar 1kg Salt and 24 rashers of bacon for breakfast" that should sort his Diabetes Problem. When the Doctor gave him a A1+ bill of health.

[Kiltrash]

General queries the last instruction....
....bad move

[Chu Chu]

What is this ??? I order you to strip 1000 colonels and put them to the flames, and you bring me . . .ears of corn?