Caption Competition Mk III

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Due to the pacifist policies of his leftist government, when attacked while on deployment in Syria, Wikstrom returned fire with everything at his disposal.

[Dan Gerous]

The Taliban responded by blowing bubbles laced with opium smoke.

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[treadigraph]

I don't think this new type mic is working properly, all I get are speech bubbles....

[NutLoose]

The US military demonstrate to the locals the size of their sphere of influence in Afghanistan.

[Chu Chu]

Mohammed (hand visible, lower right) calculates the precise bursting radius of the bubbles.

[treadigraph]

Wikstrom created a diversion while his comrades stormed the sunflower oil factory...

[Chu Chu]

After investing in sanitization supplies early in the pandemic, Hoskins (left, middle background) hurries to leave the market before the soap bubble bursts.

[SASless]

Nutty was completely taken by the latest Hi-Tech Wind Direction Sensor provided to the RAF by BAE.

[Kiltrash]

In Downing Street PM Blair watches the live feed as Master Sargent Pied Piper leads the children to safety just as the troops blow the sh!t out of the baby food factory, that Intel had determined was a WMD factory

[Kiltrash]

Owing to noise restrictions the Bagpipe Trumpet section have to find a way to keep their lips flexible

[Kiltrash]

Don't worry Achmed, this will keep them entertained for hours, while we tie their laces together.

[Kiltrash]

Don't worry Ahmed, soon the superglue on the hoop will stick their lips together.

[Ninthace]

Wikstrom uses an analogy to describe the NATO campaign in Afghanistan. Causes a lot of chasing about but is ultimately short lived ending in disappointment and a transitory damp patch (no analogy is perfect)

[Dan Gerous]

Here you go kids, let me blow some bubbles for you, while the CO goes and blows smoke up your daddy's arse.

[Kiltrash]

The West Ham fans make their way to the London Stadium, however as it is in East London additional PPE is required.

[Chu Chu]

Field trials show that the Army's proposed carbon sequestration scheme is unlikely to be effective.

[622]

Slowing down a bit here…so judging tomorrow!

[Ascend Charlie]

Wikstrom is a bit hearing deficient, and got the wrong "barbells" for the gym.

[cavuman1]

And for my next trick I shall blow bubbles in the bathtub without using my mouth.

- Ed

[622]

OK, time to call this nice and early..

Some great entries again, but top bubble goes to Treadigraph with:

Join the army they said. See the world they said. Blow things up they said...

Well done, and over to you!