Caption Competition Mk III
Now be careful not to overwind it or the mainspring will go boing and the Earth will stop rotating.
Eventually the soviets found use for the Chernobyls post box. They tested it as a long distance radiation dispenser. After the usefulness of this invention was realized they turned to short range polonium injections...
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Ahhhhhh, now I see what's causing the interference on my jersey...
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There's a teletype message from Marconi, Mr Watt - it seems he's beaten us to a trans-Atlantic message. And he says to please stop bouncing signals off his transmitter...
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The woman at Number 23 has been complaining about her broadband speeds again...
Right, pull her connector out and let's really give her something to complain about.
Right, pull her connector out and let's really give her something to complain about.
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When they weren't doing a bodge job at Fawlty Towers, the O'Reilly Construction and Electronics Group were actually pretty good, a legacy stretching back to the Korean War...
The Mk 2 uses Nicads , just for the pure joy of spending money like a drunken water transportation operator on temporary excursions from their floating portable scratcher .