Caption Competition Mk III
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We'll be flying a dogleg to our destination.
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What? all I asked the Chief Steward when boarding was had he got a bone on, are we not allowed to discuss catering anymore?
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They don't let me fly anymore, last time they asked me to take the stick, I did and ran off down the cabin with it.
Avoid imitations
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"Yes, I'm the lead pilot".
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I'm just not any old pilot, i'm a pedigree chum..
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When asked Buster confessed he didn't winalot.
The FBI bring in Dr Doolittle to find out how the dog managed to become a Pilot.
The Doctor translated woof woof bark bark to mean ....I actually tried to write Politician on the career form at school, but have you tried to hold a pen in your paws?
The Doctor translated woof woof bark bark to mean ....I actually tried to write Politician on the career form at school, but have you tried to hold a pen in your paws?
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I didn't see that one coming Kilt.
I also have to keep an eye on the Cabin Crew. If one of them wanders of, I have the retrieve 'er.
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If you think flyings difficult, you want to try sheparding cats
Gnome de PPRuNe
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I'm Stevie the Wonder Dog. Is this my piano?
Well it beats paws down running round cold wet effin hills rounding up sheep, and all I get is a cold wet dinner the ad men say " if your dog could talk he'd tell you how good it is."
How would he know. .. has he tasted that old horse sh1te....
How would he know. .. has he tasted that old horse sh1te....
Mrs Hoskins was gutted that Mr Hoskins left her, however substituted the hole in her life with the family dog.
At least she knew where he was every night and was able to satisfy her in way her husband had been unable to, ever since the Long Haul Radiation issue was discovered. ..
At least she knew where he was every night and was able to satisfy her in way her husband had been unable to, ever since the Long Haul Radiation issue was discovered. ..
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