Quote Competition

[just another jocky]

If you can't take the Army/Navy/Air Force, you shouldn't have joined a joke (delete as appropriate)

[Rigga]

“The situation has arrived and has the Marines in hand.” Mae West.

“The French don't even have a word for Entrepeneur!” George W Bush.

“It’s been a real pressure working with you.” Me, when I left my last job.

[teej013]

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Behind you all the way.
That'll do a trip.
Use a bigger hammer.
Watch this...

It's never done that before.

[typerated]

Practice D/F please

[typerated]

and maybe the military has changed but

"hurry up and wait!"

[huge72]

'' If you have time to spare, go by air''

[Sloppy Link]

Originally Posted by Haraka

" Yes , you stuffed us Germans last time in WW2 .



But remember, next time its your turn to have the Italians",

But whose turn is it to have the French?

[racedo]

It will buff out.

[racedo]

Well it was working when we gave it to you.

[SLXOwft]

(An insistence on) "The best, particularly in the business of defence, is so often the enemy of the good." Lord Carrington

[Radley]

You can’t have that, someone might need it.

If you didn’t put it down, don’t pick it up.

[Haraka]

"You are the fifth person today to come in here asking us for one of those. There's no demand.. we don't stock them."

[hoodie]

Originally Posted by Radley

You can’t have that, someone might need it.

<Sigh> "What does that sign say, laddie?"

"Errr, 'Stores'?"

"That's right. And if we wanted you to have it, it'd say 'Issues', wouldn't it? Now jog on."

[RAFEngO74to09]

RAF Brampton Clothing Stores - mid-1980s:

Newly promoted AVM from HQ RAFSC: I would like some AVM composite rank braid please.

Storeperson: Sorry Sir, we don't have any in stock.

AVM: Why not ?

Storeperson: There isn't much demand for it.

[woptb]

“Have you tried switching it off and on?“

Or

”Try switching it on!”

[typerated]

They pretend to pay us - we pretend to work

Although perhaps that only applies to certain branches!

[typerated]

And did anyone have to do to stores for the following items?

Long Stand?
Long Weight?
Left-handed screwdriver etc.

spare bubble for the spirit level?

[Rigga]

Originally Posted by typerated

And did anyone have to do to stores for the following items?

Long Stand?
Long Weight?
Left-handed screwdriver etc.

spare bubble for the spirit level?

"Sparks for the grinding wheel"
"Clean air for the Fume Calibrator"

[Hydromet]

Originally Posted by typerated

And did anyone have to do to stores for the following items?

Long Stand?
Long Weight?
Left-handed screwdriver etc.

spare bubble for the spirit level?

Airscrew pitch.

[just another jocky]

Or get the students to go and sweep the glidepath.