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Old 21st Feb 2021, 06:52
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When do I attach the static linnneeeeeeeeeeeeeee ?
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Sorry we can’t let you travel on until you sign this declaration that you are not carrying any live molluscs.
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"Daddy!....."
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Old 21st Feb 2021, 07:50
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Old 21st Feb 2021, 08:18
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What the hell happened to our aeroplane?
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Old 21st Feb 2021, 08:21
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Old 21st Feb 2021, 08:22
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As technology takes over more traditional jobs, the tennis line judges take up a safer pastime.

( just noticed in the Oz Tennis there are no line judges, )
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Old 21st Feb 2021, 08:55
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Screw the SpaceX autoland! We're outta here!
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Old 21st Feb 2021, 08:57
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Guy below: "Lookout! I think my ejector seat had afterburners!"
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Old 21st Feb 2021, 09:43
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"Is that a go pro"?
"Yes"
"Very professional".
"Thanks, I take my job seriously".
"Why are you wearing a rucksack"?

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Old 21st Feb 2021, 10:03
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"Our Father in Heaven, hallowed be thy name..."
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Old 21st Feb 2021, 10:07
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As the chap nearest the camera plummets earthwords to certain death having lost the rip cord out his hand begs the other guy to..
"Grab my line as I pass and yank me off "
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Old 21st Feb 2021, 10:10
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The snipers German Shepherd was glad to have been let off the leash....till Fido realised he was at 5000 feet
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I’m looking for a triple seven cowling, have you seen it?
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Pratt meets Witney.
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Old 21st Feb 2021, 11:00
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Excuse me, are you a plumber by any chance?
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Samantha's new young gentleman friend is a member of the Parachute Regiment and she's greatly looking forward to pulling his rip cord, and watching the risers extend as his canopy develops...
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20 years ago, it would have been enough to insert forces behind enemy lines. But today, if you can't post in on social media . . .
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What the Go Pro Skydiver was really looking at...


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Prince Harry now fully realized what it means to be cut off from the Royal family
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