Caption Competition Mk II
"The cabin crew TOLD you not to flush the toilets on the ground - now you'll have to swim through it to get to the terminal! Serve you right!"
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Passengers were confused when they observed Tom Hanks standing on the wing and shouting out to a distant Volleyball in the water.
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Sorry, we have to clear customs now prior to continuing on to Belfast.
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Ok it looks like a French rescue launch, please ensure you have no Barnacles, Scallops or. Mussels in your possession or we will be here for days.
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Life jackets? Ohh don’t worry about those, they’re are only carried to mark the crash site in case we don’t manage to pull off a successful ditching.
"I said, 'In the unlikely event of landing on water'. If you all like to take a seat on the wing, I'll just explain the concept of probability and something about forecasting, and the difference between 'unlikely' and 'never going to happen'."
I say! Water skiing, anyone?
- Ed
- Ed