Caption Competition Mk II

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

A long lost "Thomas the Tank Engine" manuscript is discovered, featuring the love child of Harold and Oliver.

[Kiltrash]

When I said I wanted to see a Elephant Fly, this was not quite what I meant

[622]

I introduce the new Swiss Army Helicopter!

[Chu Chu]

With the chrysalis cut away, we can see development of the rotor well along even as the caterpillar tracks begin to wither.

[Kiltrash]

Having found the Lead Balloon Myth too simple to Bust, Adam and Jamie attempt to make a industrial machine fly, Instead of just blowing it up.

[Kiltrash]

Managing Director questions the Advertising Executive was that a suitable advert to put on the roundabout by the Head Office to show our wares. Adman responded with everyone knows about the Concrete Elephant on the A30....

[Big Pistons Forever]

I am sorry Mr Bloggins while you have 8000 hrs of PIC you lack the minimum 2 years of digger experience. Please re-apply for this position when you meet the minimum requirements

[treadigraph]

This helicopter is so ugly that not even the earth is able to repel it sufficiently to fly - so it had to dig its way into flight...

[Dan Gerous]

GAF introduce it's new Helicopter for the Australian Army, "The Digger".

[Dan Gerous]

With the military now using autonomous droids in the infantry role, the Royal Engineers have adapted the basic Dalek chasis for the combat engineering role. "EXCAVATE"!!!

[Kiltrash]

The undertakers invest in Covid-19 secure grave digging machine. The spinning rotors ensure a 2 meter exclusion zone.

[Wensleydale]

From Archaeopteryx to Archaeology.

[Chu Chu]

Convinced he'll be blown sky high by a gas main, Hoskins adds an autorotation device.

[Wensleydale]

The Treasury stated that the new helicopter would be a drain on resources.

[c52]

For anyone who is interested in aircraft with unusual undercarriages.

[Ascend Charlie]

OK, we've got a new blade fitted and tracked, and we put hydraulics on it too. Let's call it the R-Soul.

[Kiltrash]

" The Flying Gardener " ditches the hot air balloon as a means of travel for something more useful and practical.

[Kiltrash]

Having parked on a red route in London, The parking authorities were flummoxed where to put the clamp.

[Kiltrash]

Early design for the Replacement Coffman Starter Trophy was not received with positive comments.

[Dan Gerous]

The new improved Borisforce One. Now it can dig its own ditches.