Caption Competition Mk II
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The votes are in, counted and re counted, there are no postal ballots outstanding, so I Kiltrash as presiding officer herby declare the winner of the Cap Comp and the proud holder of the CST for the next few days is...Nutloose with
... and the first reserve is Wensleydale with
Hi, is that the Oval of Tooting takeaway, I’d like two sweet and sour chicken, two Bombay duck, prawn crackers and two pancake rolls please and can you deliver?.
Hello. My name is Joe and I'm calling about your recent payment for your subscription to Amazon Prime......
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Wow, didn’t expect that, ok....open house to those that have had few wins, now is your chance to pop up a picture 
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It's a JCBell 47...
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Brains had designed and built Thunderbird Six for himself but as yet there had never been any conceivable purpose for it...
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It’s a female helicopter, generally identified “as a Bitchin hoe”
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Errr... when I said it needs tracking, one was referring to the blades..
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𝄞 We plough the field and scatter the rotors round the land...♬
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I told AC2 Heath-Robinson to dig a hole and shovel all the sh!t into it and he came up with this...