Caption Competition Mk II

[Chu Chu]

Company commander: It would be easier herding cats.
Battalion commander: Okay, just get the cats in place and all else will follow.

[Kiltrash]

Collie dog on ground...
I tot I taw a puddy tat.... where de go.??
Cat
And that's the most intelligent dog? ..sheesh

[Kiltrash]

Read All About It ...
" Feline Scam Foiled By Officer Dibble "
Fake News claim by the President desperately still trying to divert attention from the election

[Chu Chu]

If visibility drops below 800 meters we add another cat.

[Dan Gerous]

Pass me the binocs' and I'll have a quick scan

[KKN_]

cat III was armed, and ready for impact
[sort of crossed]

[KKN_]

Sir! ... the orange one with the metallic hat ... who's been lurking around, licking his own tail section ... he's expecting us to advance !?

[Parson]

“Well Sir, we heard that it worked for the Air Force with that Cunningham bloke so we thought we would.....eh.....”

[KKN_]

Despite his peaceful nature, Felix became sick and tired of being called a pussy

[Kiltrash]

Lt Gruber's Pyjama Cover makes a break for freedom.

[Kiltrash]

As the Panzer's rumble up The Mall, Winston sends out the Downing Street cat in a last defiant stand. Unexpectedly Adolf then called off the invasion and they returned to the landing craft.
Later the Prime Minister addressed tbe Houses of Parliament ...
" Never in the field of human conflict has so much been owed by so many to Piers Morgan "

[Buster Hyman]

A Trump spokesperson stood on a NG tank and urged protesters to go home...

[blakmax]

OK, so I sh*t in the commander's boots, but really I think that this constitutes a violation of the Geneva Convention as inhuman treatment. So humiliating!

[CAEBr]

Colonel Tiddles had a great idea to improve traction in the litter tray, although getting it through the catflap was going to be a bit of a problem.

[Dan Gerous]

Verdammt, were to late. The White House has already been invaded.

[andytug]

"Olympuss has fallen. Repeat. Olympuss has fallen...."

[treadigraph]

Originally Posted by andytug

"Olympuss has fallen. Repeat. Olympuss has fallen...."

Well, that's let the cat out of the bag...

[cattletruck]

Erm Cher, when we suggested you straddle the cannon with your pussy this is what we meant.

[Chu Chu]

Kitty needs to use the litter box. Can Von Hoskins take over on the barrel for a few minutes?

We tried that before, but he's too dumb to spell Katze.

[Chu Chu]

Be glad we missed Stalingrad. They say the barrels got cold enough to freeze the balls off an orange tabby.