Caption Competition Mk II

[Kiltrash]

Clark, is this yours???. Your mum put your name on them.

[Kiltrash]

Yes Great Leader, you put them on and stand on that platform, you can then see how well they fit you. All done with something called Gamma Rays.

[Kiltrash]

Is this not meant to be a Children's Milk Factory we positioned next to.our Uranium Enrichment Factory.?

[NutLoose]

What the heck are these, I keep telling you we need children’s shoes to scatter near disasters or we can’t claim there was a school nearby and blame it on the west.

[Buster Hyman]

"How much? ... Is that for one or both?"

[Kiltrash]

"No of course Great Leader, we were not expecting wages....as well..... Young Tiny Tim will soon get over his Rickets"

[Kiltrash]

....and for the UK Market we remove the " Made in North Korea" labels and replace with the "Made by the refugees in Ethiopia " always sells well in the Charity Christmas Market. Suckers

[Kiltrash]

Great Leader is shocked finding Pritti Patel has been appointed the UK Foreign Development Secretary.

[ivor toolbox]

Yes, I got the idea from Himmler, we confiscate these shoes from inmates, then sell them on Del Boy Kim Market stall... Nice little earner

Ttfn

[treadigraph]

A heel fixation? Me...? No... you can trust me!

[Dan Gerous]

Seriously guys, build a shirt factory.

[treadigraph]

What happened to all the guys in army uniforms? I miss them...

[Kiltrash]

I am giving away not one, not two , not three not even four but five, count them FIVE pairs of these loverly hand crafted Italian shoes, guaranteed to get you in favour with the opposite sex. Only available today this time right here. Mon Dieu even I want to buy them, now who's going to be first?
Call off to the left, run Del Boy it's the Council

[Kiltrash]

What do you mean, due to Covid Christmas has been put back to March. What am I to do with this stock???
Rodney clear the garage.

[Kiltrash]

To the surprise of the Great Leader Kim. I am your replacement said the the ex Airline Pilot having retrained from Sky God position due to Covid.

[Wensleydale]

Trainers! Trainers! I said that the Air Force needed more Trainers!!

[NutLoose]

You don't think its Grosjean's, i heard he lost one..

[Local Variation]

'Gender neutral, what me?.....you must be joking.....do you have these in a 9?'

[c52]

The result is not going to be a shoo-in with so many excellent entries; however I'll start judging in about 12 hours.

[Kiltrash]

Man with note book
Great leader, it seems we all drew you as our Secret Santa. with a hint of something for our down trodden Peasants. Think we might need to have another look in the draw bag
Kim.
Got the idea from Donald, what ever luck that brought him.