Caption Competition Mk II

[Kiltrash]

Due to Covid, the Government propose a single use flights for the " Bucket and Spade " brigade, and i'm your lift , said PO PPRuNe

[Buster Hyman]

Gerry Anderson decides that he'll design his own Thunderbirds as his initial model wasn't realistic enough.

[cattletruck]

Nav: We're getting word from HQ that the beach goers are complaining that our shadow is taking too long to pass them, switch to afterburners.
Pilot: We are on afterburners.

[NutLoose]

Hopefully when my posting comes through I can experience low level at speed for real.... you gotta love the Wessex.

[c52]

Two hours later, the pilot receives a message from NHS Test & Trace that he spent more than 15 minutes within 2m of an infected person.

[Wensleydale]

The test flight, assisting Jaguar take-off by using the Sea-Harrier ski jump ramp, proved most successful. It was recommended that the Jaguar start at the top of the ramp and run down it to reach take-off speed just before the curve of the Earth took effect.

[Kiltrash]

Fed up with his aircraft performance PO PPRuNe ejected, and he was still on the ground 30 minutes before the Jaguar. Even the laws of gravity do not apply here.

[Buster Hyman]

Damnit! The Tide beat us in again!

[c52]

Even though he took over five hours, the pilot was disqualified from his marathon for using mechanical assistance.

[NutLoose]

Jaguar the only aircraft were a retarded drop means pulling the aircraft chute to prevent it reaching the blast..

[Surplus]

Hoskins liked to think of himself as the Maverick of the Sqn, only his 'Need For Speed' was not to be realised.

[Kiltrash]

Having fired their missiles
the crew were not surprised to find themselves further away from the target

[Kiltrash]

Normally while doing maneuvers the crew were subected to 'g' however with this aircraft G was not needed to be taken into calculations.

[Kiltrash]

While guarding Britain's Borders they expected to be armed with live munitions however when pulling the trigger all they heard on the headphones was
" Bang Two Three"

[Kiltrash]

Tasked with keeping a eye on miscreants on a motorbike travelling at 180 MPH on the M1. Tbe crew asked for expectations to be lowered when this was allocated to the Jaguar Squadron.

[Ascend Charlie]

The MoD thought that they might be able to make the Jag faster if they could stop dragging that shadow around. The head of the department got a bonus for thinking that one up.

[Dan Gerous]

Well the NAVWASS is shagged again, or global warming has reached the Empty Quarter.

[NutLoose]

Whats with all the Water?
That's Bob V crying at what we are saying about the Jag.

[cattletruck]

Even it's own shadow needs to deploy the speed brakes.

[Surplus]

The Jaguar was the only aircraft that had a man with a red flag to warn other people of it's approach.