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Old 21st Nov 2020, 12:58
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Hoskins regretted signing up for the artificial insemination program for the cavalry...
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Old 21st Nov 2020, 13:58
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I know we have to train for all contingencies. But a Village People concert at Peterloo seems a little bit over the top.
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Old 21st Nov 2020, 14:02
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Remember to count each of the 100 horses as they jump over you, and if you don't count right, we'll have to start over again
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Old 21st Nov 2020, 14:07
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How'm I meant to high-five the horse's hooves if you're holding my legs?
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Old 21st Nov 2020, 14:54
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Why John Wayne walked the way he did...
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Old 21st Nov 2020, 15:31
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""Well done, sir, that's absolutely spot-on accurate. You are now qualified to inoculate the general public."
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Old 21st Nov 2020, 15:55
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I just have this nagging feeling...
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Old 21st Nov 2020, 18:08
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Kemo Sabi, I can hear the Cavalry approaching.....No, wait, they have stopped.
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Old 21st Nov 2020, 18:14
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Knew the horse would clear the hurdle when we said there was a glue factory behind him.
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Old 21st Nov 2020, 18:14
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Ah Hoskins the electric cattle prod does work, your next...
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Old 21st Nov 2020, 18:18
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"Prime Minister, are you sure this will be a PR success equal to getting stuck on a zip wire?"
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Old 21st Nov 2020, 18:26
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....and when you asked the old nag to take a running jump, you meant it for the Mother -in -law
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Old 22nd Nov 2020, 08:50
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On a good day Dobbin could easily clear the stumps, but just occasionally he removed the middle wicket and bails...
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Old 22nd Nov 2020, 09:13
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...and that children is why when the RSM calls ' any volunteers' ? every same minded man takes one pace back. Hoskins was however still trying to adjust his hearing aid.
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Old 22nd Nov 2020, 09:14
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Not all so bad, from here I can see that Section Officer Harvey is not a true blonde
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Old 22nd Nov 2020, 09:19
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Can we not play leapfrog the conventional way sir?
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Old 22nd Nov 2020, 09:45
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"hey, Sarge, are you sure this is the right way to decide an election>"
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Old 22nd Nov 2020, 11:57
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Hoskins heard in the mess that Julie wasn't interested unless you were hung from a horse.
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Old 22nd Nov 2020, 12:11
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Ex-Prince Harry's application to re-join the Army may involve some hoops being jumped through.
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Old 22nd Nov 2020, 12:18
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Albert Steptoe had infuriated his son just once too often, so Harold's cunning plan for revenge involving Hercules and a couple of mates from the barracks down the road swung smoothly in to action...
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