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Caption Competition Mk II

Old 23rd Oct 2020, 23:06
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Please tell me you didn't leave our little Plum Blossom in the backseat of the car again.
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Old 23rd Oct 2020, 23:33
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Originally Posted by Ascend Charlie
The flight attendants finally show the right amount of deference to the pilot.
The pilots finally show right amount of deference to Engineer!
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Old 24th Oct 2020, 00:05
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You can always tell when the Division's amateur drama night is getting close.
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Old 24th Oct 2020, 08:00
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Iamlittle finally gets her Christmas wish. A twin sister
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Old 24th Oct 2020, 08:04
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A Prince, a Prince, at last I have my own Prince. Now quick darling the flight to Los Angeles leaves in a hour
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Old 24th Oct 2020, 08:07
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Keep looking straight ahead, straight ahead. Or they will give you a hard on....
I can fix that for you said Lotus Blossom.
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Old 24th Oct 2020, 11:19
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Damn, that’s the last time I pick up a couple of pretty girls in Singapore, I just hope the guys don’t see these two ladyboys.
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Old 24th Oct 2020, 11:32
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Wemember, the emotal words of Mel Gibsonman in Bwaveheat....Freesome
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Old 24th Oct 2020, 11:33
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Old 24th Oct 2020, 11:47
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But you ordered a Cherry Crush.
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Old 24th Oct 2020, 18:45
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What's the weather like up there?
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Old 24th Oct 2020, 18:50
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Left......him mine...
Right.... no him MINE
Centre spots David Walliams....no HIM mine....
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Old 24th Oct 2020, 18:53
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At the Peking Christmas Panto Lotus Blossom rubs the old lamp and poof she gets her wish...
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Old 24th Oct 2020, 21:07
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The sisters play rock paper scissors to descide who would win Lord Fashearts favour. No you can't have best of three just get on with it...
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Old 24th Oct 2020, 22:04
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Bogies, 12 o’clock high..
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Old 25th Oct 2020, 09:52
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....and here's one i made earlier. Where do the Duracell go? ( other batteries are available)
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Old 25th Oct 2020, 10:26
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Me Too

(plus a few random characters)
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Old 25th Oct 2020, 10:29
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"We'll soon see whether he has the right stuff."

"Yep -- Viewers can't get enough of these Ching Dynasty palace dramas, but it's a challenge casting the eunuchs."

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Old 25th Oct 2020, 13:37
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Chi Li Con is delighted with the effect of giving a blow down that little tube on her new inflatable soldier doll.

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Old 25th Oct 2020, 15:53
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The North Korean Ladies Harmonica Orchestra prepare to play on the next graduating cadet.
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