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Old 20th Oct 2020, 11:32
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Dogged by a sniper, the command post was forced to reposition.
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Old 20th Oct 2020, 11:32
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Uneasy over the wolf reintroduction program, Lassie calls in reinforcements.
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Old 20th Oct 2020, 11:41
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When they said he was going out in the woods Dogging, Busters eyes lit up....
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Old 20th Oct 2020, 13:34
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Dog: “I’m the K9, and this is the inadequate K3 with a feeble sense of smell.”

Man: ”Feeble in comparison, mate, but I can still smell you from here.”
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Old 20th Oct 2020, 14:28
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"Why the big pause between shots?"

"I was born with them!"

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Old 20th Oct 2020, 16:20
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Look would you hurry up, Dog foods on offer at ASDA. (Other Supermarkets are Available)
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Old 20th Oct 2020, 16:22
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Its all right for you, but I have to wear Dog Tags all the time....
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Old 20th Oct 2020, 16:25
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On the range at Aldershot, the Army crack sniper gets ready to display his talents.
""Spotter .... I don't need no effin spotter.:"!!
However still takes his dog out for the exercise.

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Old 20th Oct 2020, 17:55
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Why the dog on the scope?
Well Rex lost his sense of smell, but he does still love the hunt
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Old 20th Oct 2020, 22:21
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"Take out that guy with the big chainsaw first. He's going to cut down my favourite tree."

"I think that I shall never see, a poem as lovely as a tree.

"Or one that smells as interesting, too."

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Old 21st Oct 2020, 01:02
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5 Reasons a dog spotter is better then a human spotter

1) The dog always knows who is boss
2) The dog works for treats
3) The dog smells better than your average soldier
4) Dogs don't get hurt feelings when you swear at them
5) Dogs are better company on a cold night...
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Old 21st Oct 2020, 07:23
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The Government finally gets serious with owners that don't pick up their own dog poo
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Old 21st Oct 2020, 07:28
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Sgt Hoskins later regretted blacking the scope eye piece
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Old 21st Oct 2020, 07:32
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The judges at Cruft later regretted not awarding Sgt Hoskins Alsation Best in Show.
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Old 21st Oct 2020, 07:35
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Obviously in the police....the Woodentops always had a spotter dog!
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Old 21st Oct 2020, 08:52
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I'll see your Woodentops and raise you Jess

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Old 21st Oct 2020, 16:29
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Mr Burnham is the one on the left.
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Old 21st Oct 2020, 16:58
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Dog to Sniper " I used to be a JTAC you know, but got canned on account of giving my position away everytime I saw a cat or some other small furry animal..apparently 10 million quids worth of ordinance was wasted so they had to let me go"
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Old 21st Oct 2020, 17:55
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Look all i’m saying is we have to be seen to be PC these days, so you’re going to have to job share with the cat.
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Old 21st Oct 2020, 21:47
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Rex was served unidentifiable mush for breakfast and spent all morning crawling on his belly and being yelled at over incomprehensible things. And now he's been assigned a dog for a spotter.
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