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When they said he was going out in the woods Dogging, Busters eyes lit up....
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Dog: “I’m the K9, and this is the inadequate K3 with a feeble sense of smell.”
Man: ”Feeble in comparison, mate, but I can still smell you from here.”
Man: ”Feeble in comparison, mate, but I can still smell you from here.”
On the range at Aldershot, the Army crack sniper gets ready to display his talents.
""Spotter .... I don't need no effin spotter.:"!!
However still takes his dog out for the exercise.
""Spotter .... I don't need no effin spotter.:"!!
However still takes his dog out for the exercise.
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"Take out that guy with the big chainsaw first. He's going to cut down my favourite tree."
"I think that I shall never see, a poem as lovely as a tree.
"Or one that smells as interesting, too."
"I think that I shall never see, a poem as lovely as a tree.
"Or one that smells as interesting, too."
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5 Reasons a dog spotter is better then a human spotter
1) The dog always knows who is boss
2) The dog works for treats
3) The dog smells better than your average soldier
4) Dogs don't get hurt feelings when you swear at them
5) Dogs are better company on a cold night...
1) The dog always knows who is boss
2) The dog works for treats
3) The dog smells better than your average soldier
4) Dogs don't get hurt feelings when you swear at them
5) Dogs are better company on a cold night...
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Dog to Sniper " I used to be a JTAC you know, but got canned on account of giving my position away everytime I saw a cat or some other small furry animal..apparently 10 million quids worth of ordinance was wasted so they had to let me go"
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Look all i’m saying is we have to be seen to be PC these days, so you’re going to have to job share with the cat.
Rex was served unidentifiable mush for breakfast and spent all morning crawling on his belly and being yelled at over incomprehensible things. And now he's been assigned a dog for a spotter.