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Old 19th Oct 2020, 18:45
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One more can and we win the pink soft toy for you to shag.
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 19:43
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"Hurry up and take the shot, it's fecking cold up here".
"You've got a bloody fur coat, how can you be cold".



"Do you military dogs get any uniform issued"?
"Only pants".
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 20:29
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Prince Harry and Meghan finally get William in their sights.
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 20:31
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Spotter. No my ears tell me range is 159.237 meters. **** what the scope says.
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 20:37
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Owing to global warming the Biathlon competitors have to re think the competition. The St Bernard dogs now require retraining
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 20:48
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Snoopy gets all sophisticated.
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 20:51
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.

Inside of a dog, it's too dark to shoot.
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 21:45
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It’s a rifle not a sidewinder, you don’t have to growl in my ear.
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Old 19th Oct 2020, 21:58
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Inspired by the steel trees of past wars, designers conceal an entire counter-sniper radar unit in a taxidermied dog. If the field trials are a success, they will move on to phase two: miniaturizing the optical sensor.
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Old 20th Oct 2020, 03:42
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"The gun makes all the noise. There's no need for 'pew pew' sounds"
"Pardon me..."
".....AWW FFS!"
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Old 20th Oct 2020, 03:44
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"We're a bit exposed up here Bruce. I'm not worried for me, I can play dead, but you...no chance."
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Old 20th Oct 2020, 03:55
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"Yeah, that's him, Rowlf the dog-catcher, he wanted to cut my nuts off. See if you can shoot his off instead!"
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Well it you tickle my nuts I won't tell the range officer you missed the barn door, with all 6 shots.
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Well Nutty changed the barrel to a 1000 mm lens, need to get him a clear picture of that warbler
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Don't you think this is a bit excessive for the plastic duck shooting gallery at the fairground?
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"Oh Man! You've been nailing all those Liverpool players! They're going down like flies"
"I haven't fired a shot yet!"
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I need you to mark the target..... go shag his leg..
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"Are there any female dogs in the unit"?
"No, so that makes you my bitch. Fire"!
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Hoskins was convinced he had put 6 shots through the Bullseye
The Bull was not impressed
or
Clarence the Spotter kept calling missed
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Old 20th Oct 2020, 10:17
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Pickford. ...I hardly touched him...see VAR agreed
Kopp. ...not from here
Dog....take your mind off Mrs Higginbothams 76in telly your here to qualify for the Olympics....
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