Caption Competition Mk II
At the Britain's Got Talent auditions, Simon was a bit concerned at the 'Shooting at the tied up assistant' act', however happily volunteered David Walliams to help when the female assistant pulled a hamstring.
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“GL, I think that’s the reporter from Fake News ... your Propaganda Department.”
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I think it’s the Donald looking for a new home.
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Gween flag.. I’ll give them Gween flag, next time I need a tow I’ll call the AA.
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A big Thank You to Nutty for stepping up the plate with a cracking pic – my entry might have been “You’re going to need a bigger gun…”
A difficult choice – particularly liked:
Buster Hyman
622
NutLoose
and
Kiltrash
Dan Gerous
But the winner is
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The CST is in the breach and ready to be fired in your direction... have you got a tin hat?
A difficult choice – particularly liked:
Buster Hyman
"Is that my Sister downrange?"
Yes Glorious leader, we have Sandbags! ...they are standing behind us.
He says do you want a side salad with your roast donkey?..
Freshly paint the gun in camouflage, dig a pit at night to conceal it better, camouflage the whole lot, so the South cannot see it, and the F*+king fat fook turns up wearing a white coat.
Kim thinks.... now why did my sister suggest I wear the white coat. Does she not realise it makes me a easy target for the SAS snipers? With the others in camouflage. ...
The two soldiers on the right share an awkward moment, after yesterdays respirator exercise
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The Pyongyand Patriotic Sewing and Knitting Club demonstrate their new season's Camouflage Netting.
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<deep bow>
... said Eye Thang Yew
I had several lines of thought for this one ... bonus points if you match!
... said Eye Thang Yew
I had several lines of thought for this one ... bonus points if you match!
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The Repair Shop experts are never amazed by what is brought in for them to renovate
note The Repair Shop is a current BBC TV show normally on 16.30 in the UK. But I bet you all knew that...
note The Repair Shop is a current BBC TV show normally on 16.30 in the UK. But I bet you all knew that...
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Milo Minderbinder's trading career started off in quite a modest fashion...
Capt Mainwaring (beams): "Well, this is a turn-up for the book. I never thought I'd see so many weapons while serving in the Home Guard."
Professional soldier: "This lot's to be shared between the whole of the Home Counties, mate."
Professional soldier: "This lot's to be shared between the whole of the Home Counties, mate."
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The interrupter gear didn't work? Well then, it's not a new gun you need son, it's a new propeller...