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Old 14th Oct 2020, 20:16
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Right then during the midnight parade we sneak this one into the line of missiles. Should give the American spy satellites a hard time
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Old 14th Oct 2020, 20:19
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Kim thinks.... now why did my sister suggest I wear the white coat. Does she not realise it makes me a easy target for the SAS snipers? With the others in camouflage. ...
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Extreme right. Yes Great Leader my watch is broken but it is correct twice a day...boom boom
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Old 14th Oct 2020, 20:25
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On left....Cummon Kim Smallhausen hurry up and squeeze into the barrel. Great Leader should have fired you 5 minutes ago.
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See that flag General? We will give you until you get there before I get the boys to open fire, the one that hits you will replace you.
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Hmmmm the glorious leader has nice round buttocks.
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Old 14th Oct 2020, 20:55
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In a surprise Christmas Present to the troops, Kim gives the gift that keeps on giving. The men all cheered even though they had no idea what was going in. ..
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Kim's alarm at potentially losing touch with his grip was evident by the blue exclamation mark that suddenly appeared above his head!
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Old 14th Oct 2020, 22:38
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Now explain this imperialist Field Punishment No. 1 thing again.
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Old 14th Oct 2020, 23:10
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"So, General, you say those are your fingers heading downrange?"

"Yes, Grorious Reader, I jammed them in the bleech brock!"
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Old 14th Oct 2020, 23:17
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Freshly paint the gun in camouflage, dig a pit at night to conceal it better, camouflage the whole lot, so the South cannot see it, and the F*+king fat fook turns up wearing a white coat.
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Old 15th Oct 2020, 00:07
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"Is that my Sister downrange?"
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Old 15th Oct 2020, 00:08
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"No. I wasn't crying. I was just very tired"
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Old 15th Oct 2020, 00:09
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3rd from right thinking; "Where's the Sunshine?"
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Old 15th Oct 2020, 00:26
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Why yes that is your sister that the gun is pointing at, dear leader, would you like me to shoot now ?
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Old 15th Oct 2020, 00:27
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Think bubble over Kim's head

If it can't reach America I ain't interested !
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Old 15th Oct 2020, 03:49
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Grorious Reader tries to look like Humphrey Bogart, but looks more like Bumfree Gokart.
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Old 15th Oct 2020, 04:00
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Originally Posted by Ascend Charlie
Grorious Reader tries to look like Humphrey Bogart, but looks more like......
Humphrey Bear.

(For the Ozmates)
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Old 15th Oct 2020, 04:07
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What are waiting for, there is that damn CAPCOM trophy, shoot it !
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Think bubble over Kim’s head

If only Buster, Nutty, and Kiltrash were down range......
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