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Capt Mainwaring: "Pike, Walker, I won't have this kind of behaviour. Our valiant allies, the French, may go in for that sort of thing, but let's not forget they're foreigners so we have to cut them some slack."
oh for fuc*k sakes ! I said your fly is undone !!
I don’t think this is how we test our seal......
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I don’t think they designed the drinking straw so you two could swop spit.
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Jones showed it was possible to tango in a gas mask while balancing a 10 pence piece on his forehead.
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I didn't say "I would like a kiss", I said "Where can I take a p!$$?"
Hearing of Pres Trump's latest ambitions, soldiers of both sexes eagerly volunteer for suitable training.
"I feel so powerful,” he boasted to his cheering supporters, 11 days after announcing his infection. “I’ll walk into that audience. I’ll walk in there, I’ll kiss everyone in that audience. I’ll kiss the guys and the beautiful women – everybody,” he added, his voice still a bit hoarse. -- today's Guardian
"I feel so powerful,” he boasted to his cheering supporters, 11 days after announcing his infection. “I’ll walk into that audience. I’ll walk in there, I’ll kiss everyone in that audience. I’ll kiss the guys and the beautiful women – everybody,” he added, his voice still a bit hoarse. -- today's Guardian
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I'm beginning to think the Dear Leader's idea for using magnets to halt the spread of Covid is deeply flawed...
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Stop press:
Beloved leader bans magnets when he finds they are only happy together when North and South are joined
Beloved leader bans magnets when he finds they are only happy together when North and South are joined
This special equipment is designed to teach soldiers not to fart on parade; but some of them are fascinated by the possibilities and begin to act like dogs sniffing each other's bottoms.
Avoid imitations
“If opposites attract, one of us must be north, the other south......
Best keep quiet or we’ll both get the anti-aircraft gun send off!”
Best keep quiet or we’ll both get the anti-aircraft gun send off!”
