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Old 8th Oct 2020, 18:41
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He. I think Base is to the right, she, no its to the left. OK dear, so they went left and were never seen again...
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Old 8th Oct 2020, 21:56
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Turn now, we are flying a truncated circuit.
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Old 9th Oct 2020, 10:24
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The RAF was told to put on a good show using all available resources for the Queen's birthday flypast. Regrettably the airman who planned the event had been recruited from a circus*.

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Old 9th Oct 2020, 11:04
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Great to fly and peanuts to run.


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Old 9th Oct 2020, 12:25
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Having packed his trunk, the C of G was way out.
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Old 9th Oct 2020, 13:23
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Air Ministry to review procedures after civil servant misinterprets request for mammoth helicopters.
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Old 9th Oct 2020, 13:42
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Proof that Boeing didn't build the first jumbo jet.
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Old 9th Oct 2020, 16:11
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When I asked for something more exciting than Elephant Polo, I didn't expect you to come up with Quidditch!
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Old 9th Oct 2020, 16:14
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These Alouettes are getting a bit long in the tooth...
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Old 9th Oct 2020, 16:29
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Sir David Attenborough was delighted <breathe> to see this rare species <breathe and look to camera> saved ... from extinction. <fade>
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Old 9th Oct 2020, 17:51
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The beer goggle effect of Tusker beer while on overseas detachment in the bush was remarkably different to that of drinking Watney's Red Barrel down the Nag's Head back home...
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Old 9th Oct 2020, 17:58
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... and following that ...

The cross-breeding between Tiger and Anchor was quickly abandoned, as the kittens were HORRIBLE and could barely get airborne.
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Old 9th Oct 2020, 19:13
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Been asked to take the Man Cub home dear...
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Old 9th Oct 2020, 19:16
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Prince George....Daddy do we really have to watch that scary Mr Attenborough. Telling us that the next animals to be extinct is that lovely Royalty....
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Old 9th Oct 2020, 20:21
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So you see with our patented fog clearing system, our Medivac Copters can fly

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Old 9th Oct 2020, 21:26
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The registration of the first one was G-AJA*



*For those who came in late, GAJA is Indonesian for elephant. Now read on...
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Old 9th Oct 2020, 22:54
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Ivory smugglers adopt the purloined letter approach.
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Old 10th Oct 2020, 02:01
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This camouflage is fantastic! We'll never be spotted out here over the Yorkshire Moors!
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Old 10th Oct 2020, 06:51
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Conspiracy Theorist: Now that's what you do need to worry about. Look at the size of the sting on these insects.
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Not a caption - judging tonight around 2000 UK time, once I have a beer 🙂
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