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Old 5th Oct 2020, 11:45
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Unfortunately for Hoskins and Carstairs, between base and their operating area lay one Colonel Sir Hubert Ffoulkes-Mainwaring-Montefiore KCB, DCM, DSC, DSO (and well-stocked bar), last of the Great White Hunters and intent on bagging a few more Jumbo with his trusty elephant gun while he could still get it up...
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In the badlands of the North West Frontier the insurgents normally hide when they hear the sound of the Helicopters. However they die laughing when sighting these.
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Outtake from Carry on up the Kyber finally sees the light of day
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As they prepared to bag a few Tigers on the shoot. Major Ruff-Diamond cried ' Fire at will.'. Captain Potty said ' What has Will done to deserve that? He's such a nice chap.'
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Meanwhile, behind the stage, the props get ready for Fleetwood Macs final number...
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"I said to dress them up with a Star Wars theme!"
"I did! Have you never heard of a Tusk & Raider?"
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John (Joseph) Merrick didn't find it funny at all.
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PULL UP ..PULL UP..What's a Elephant doing in the clouds? Must be a mountain they are standing on
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Don Cameron 's latest offerings just in time for the annual balloon meet
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Go Go Inspector Gadget....
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In the absence of POTUS, Republican pilots keep the GOP banner flying ... while carefully distancing.
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We're going on detachment to Africa, and because we have smaller ears, we need the fan to help keep us cool.
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You don't want to get behind this Jumbo's jet.


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Due to Covid -19 rules the instructor and student must use separate aircraft.
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Ah well that's alright then.
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Nice try, Hoskins. But I said you'd be promoted when pigs fly.
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The trunk sucks up flies before they squash on the windscreen.
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MoD keeps building castles in the air, so why not some elephants to go with them?
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The Elephants tried valiantly to find a Mini Minor in order to get the Guiness World record.
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Babar had the hots for Celeste, but was reluctant to mount her due the the rapidly rotating fly swatter she wielded on her head....

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With no room for the elephants on his ark, Noah turned to his old friend Leonardo da Vinci for a solution...
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