Caption Competition Mk II

[c52]

We can't have the Dear Leader attracted by your breasts - could you all take a couple of inches off your skirts?

[c52]

But will they pass muster when we go on the WET t-shirt test?

[c52]

Soldiers: yes, of course they're balloons. We're going to pop them as six subsonic jets fly past to prove that we too have mastered supersonic flight.

[Kiltrash]

Kim hides his missiles in plain sight

[Kiltrash]

More than a handful is just a waist

[Kiltrash]

Katie and Sam join the Army

[Kiltrash]

When we visited Cardington there were these gas bags just lying about. So we re used them

[Kiltrash]

So you six on the ends of the line nearest the dias

[Kiltrash]

On NK's got talent the magician uses distraction to help slight of hand. Kim was amazed how the 6 of clubs got behind his ear ...

[Martin the Martian]

So that's where all the socks went.

[andytug]

Every year we commemorate with a special parade the first dead heat Zeppelin race in 1896

[andytug]

Yes, the order was to form ranks line abreast, why?

[andytug]

This is why they refer to us as Norks....

[andytug]

Hoskins knew that with his luck, if he fell into their bunk room he’d come out sucking his thumb....

[Kiltrash]

Great Leader wants you one at a time... 9.00 9.15 9.30 10.15 he might be flagging by then

[Kiltrash]

Having returned from the shopping trip to Marks and Spencer, shoplifting was the security guards first thought

[Kiltrash]

Beijing Fashion Week decides size zero models will no longer be used. Need a bit of meat on them

[Kiltrash]

Listen, what's that noise? ..

that's the whale bone corsets struggling
or
that's the men on the other side of the screen struggling to control their excitement

[Ascend Charlie]

Well, that parade just went t1ts-up...

[Chu Chu]

Originally Posted by Ascend Charlie

Well, that parade just went t1ts-up...

It was a real bust.