Caption Competition Mk II

[Ascend Charlie]

"You put your nose wheel in,
you take your nose wheel out,
You put your nose wheel in, and you shake it all about..."

[Kiltrash]

Balancing stones on the beach.....pah... watch this

[Kiltrash]

Well that's something the F35 cannot do

[Kiltrash]

Trials go well on the Carrier cross deck catapult trials

[Kiltrash]

The identity of the B777 pilot that wheelies along the 10000 foot runway is finally revealed

[Dan Gerous]

Wot! No bridle catcher?

[Dan Gerous]

See, I told you. If you fill the rear tanks first, you can get another 2 jets stacked on deck.

[Dan Gerous]

Wow, that Roll On Roll Off stealth carrier really is stealthy.

[MPN11]

Lt Hoskins quickly recalculated the stopping distance, and belatedly spotted his error ...

[ShyTorque]

"During takeoff I always keep my eyes closed until I hear the nosewheel lift off. Then I open them because I know I'm at 100 feet climbing..............JEEZ!... wish I was back on Harriers!"

[Chu Chu]

The Beijing Naval Treaty of 2022 limited carrier deck lengths for second-category powers. Here, the United States tests a virtual flight-deck extension, which it hopes will help it close the gap with Russia and China.

[622]

Pilot thinks 'Thank God I forgot to put my watch on this morning'

[Kiltrash]

At the Fail Safe holding point

[Kiltrash]

Come back they have surrendered

[Kiltrash]

Hank applied the thrust setting for a Nimitz class forgetting he had cross decked with a QE Class.

[Martin the Martian]

Hang on a minute lads, I've got a great idea.

[Martin the Martian]

Hoskins suddenly remembered that he'd forgotten to renew his life insurance.

[Penny Washers]

"Anything you can do, I can do better."

[Buster Hyman]

Whilst everyone knew he could land on a dime, nobody realised that there was a dime at the edge of the deck.

[Buster Hyman]

Photo taken moments before Hank earned his new nickname, Thunderbird 4.