Caption Competition Mk II
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"Answer your names as I call them out: - Al Capone, Billy the Kid, Reggie Kray, Mickey Spillane, Ned Kelly, Hoskins . . . . Hoskins? Hoskins? Where have you gone?"
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”Beef or Chicken?”
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Get yor RyanAir seatbelts ere, £1.
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Decimammanu... where the **** is that?
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Gentlemen, the soda jerk will be along shortly to take your orders.
Having Diane Abbott design the interior to save the Flight Attendant's back through excess twisting went well, however the Pilots complained having them all sit on one side did cause Weights and Balance issues.
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It sure seems a long way to go to get our xrays done and where is this Christmas Island anyway?
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Don’t worry folks, we will be airborne shortly, and as a fan I’d like to welcome Mr Buddy Holly who has joined the flight.
Let me take a couple more shots before you announce that all tours are extended to 18 months in-country, effectively immediately. It's not like the plane's going anywhere.
Capt on PA Hi folks and welcome to Prestwick where our Sgt Presley will NOT be going down the steps, and remember he was NEVER in the UK
...and all these screaming women you see are only waiting for their flight to Liverpool to see the Beatles
...and all these screaming women you see are only waiting for their flight to Liverpool to see the Beatles